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Too weird for normal people, too normal for the weirdos! 5 Time Gramma Winner! Life is too short for bullshit. Be kind. ✌️☮️🥴😎

[🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn! @JetThorpe]

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[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Everyone was harmed in the making of this video

[🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn! @JetThorpe]

Nothing like brushing ant pesticide through your hair to start your day! Happy Fourth of July! 🎆🇺🇲😎🥳

[🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn! @JetThorpe]

@EDSawareness1 During a rough period of painsomnia, a Nurse Practitioner doing clinicals commented that I was 'so fortunate to be disabled' 🤔 I asked for f*cking clarification, & she said "Well, you can reset your body clock without having to miss work." And she believed her words.

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Such talent! 🎩

[Robert | X @robertcoavasx]

🚨El nombre de este talentoso niño le está dando la vuelta al mundo luego de que su increíble presentación al ritmo de Smooth Criminal de Michael Jackson comenzara a viralizarse.

Y después de ver lo que hace con los patines...

es fácil entender por qué. 🕺⛸️

[🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn! @JetThorpe]

@washghost1 Disgraceful how people disregard personal space...overheard a lady in a bathroom stall on speaker giver her credit card#...she got pissed when I spoke up from the next stall & asked for the expiration date & zip code! 🤷‍♀️

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@BillMelugin_ For all of you making stuff up re:soldiers wearing high heels/skirts in combat, I don't recall BDUs being gender specific. It's quite obvious most of you have never actually met anyone who you were aware was Trans...Joan of Arc did great - until Republicans found out!!🤷‍♀️

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Help me out here: Why is it OK for people to demand that I speak up to accommodate their hearing loss, but get extremely offended when I gently inform them that they're speaking very loudly in a quiet setting? 🤷‍♀️

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

YES 💯💯💯 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn! @JetThorpe]

Nothing like starting your day by getting searched by TSA! Turns out JoAnns Fudge puts a plastic knife in evety box of their delicious homemade fudge! 😃😋🔪
Oh, we laughed & laughed! And all the while I thought, 'Oh thank goodness she stopped there!' 😬

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Had to! 😎

[Sci-Fi World Museum @hollywoodscifi]

WORST JOKE EVER!

You're welcome

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Happy 4:20! May the Flower Be With You!😎💨🥳

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@KestrelToni Happy 420! May the Flower Be With You! 😎

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@KestrelToni I tend to attract the weird ones...👀😜🫶

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@AzPetrich EEEEEWWWWWW! We have an iridescent unicorn colored dumpster truck in our area! It's 'pukey purpinkle!' I imagine a bougie-ass gaggle of Mara-La-Go'd trash pandas riding around inside with giant lips, boobs & shades! Hello Friend! 🫂😎🫶

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@KestrelToni That is not the way to start the day! I do hope by 'ER' you mean 'Exotic Resort' but based on the pic...wishing you a low stress experience with an outcome that improves your situation! Gentle hugs coming at you! 🫂🥰❤️💐🪄

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😜🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

OMG! Who made this? 🤣

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@KestrelToni So much this! ❤️🫂🥰😍

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The Ways of Old must remain Sacred!

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

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🤣🤣😭😂

[𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐌Ⓐ𝐞𝐯𝐞𖤓𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 @OpossumWarfare]

Absolutely hilarious the last one is the best. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀