Jetbat

Wannabe defense analyst. Dickhead. Fitness enjoyer. Aspiring womanizer.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

I think about this tweet a lot

[moesidegaming @msgofficialYT]

your moms hot

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

“You have access to the same… drugs…”

Won’t tell me where to get the drugs

Many such cases

[Thermobolic @Thermobolic]

"He's on steroids" "He has a personal chef" "His job is to look good" "He doesn't have a day job"

Cope.

Over the past year, Hemsworth probably spent 150 days on set, 10-14 hour days are common. He doesn't get to go home every night. He sleeps in a hotel. Routine is nearly impossible.

You have access to the same food, drugs, time. The only thing you're lacking is will.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@sailaunderscore Yeah this one is very well done. Very funny

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@DrewVento

[GrapeApe @GrapeApe9k]

@TheProfCalc ngl it was fun. IEDs were bullshit, but actual combat is a blast.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@GordonCramsay @blind_via I started using Boka about a month ago and it seems to be the best(?) teeth whitening toothepaste I’ve used. I mentioned it to my dental hygienist and she agreed Boka was the one to get. DYOR but I like it a lot so far

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@HighRiskAsset @CaudilloNuclear I’ve had two girls call me incorrigible. The highest praise

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@SCHIZO_FREQ I hate that you know me so well

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@uncledoomer @dickmasterson

[signüll @signulll]

trump should cut off any/all aid to belgium.

kick belgium from nato.

200% tariffs until we feel good again.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

Why hold women accountable when you could have sex with them instead

[God's Chosen Fascist @gcfascist]

hinge permanently bans you if you try and hold women accountable, there is no way out of this hellscape of modern whores

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

My beautiful round chud son

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

A rare glimpse of baby isopods emerging from their mother

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@roringthunder Wish I could find the original source, but someone one wrote brilliantly that

Women are orthogonal to evil.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@CaudilloNuclear Lower your standards! Mids are lonely and need you

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

Sluts always land on their feet. Why?

They put out.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Another one of the most radicalizing realizations as a young man is discovering that women always get bailed out. All the biggest sluts I’ve ever known got married, started families. There’s always some simp cuck who bails out the whore and they live happily ever after.

Bleak.

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@femalenatured Odd. No mention of the previous match? My gut says timewaster...

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@femalenatured Yes!! This method has been around for a while but rarely talked about. There's some kind of iphone thing you can do with voice memos that tells you if she saved it or not? I'm not an iPhone guy

[Jetbat @JetbatUnleashed]

@aruvinchan elite ball knower