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I find myself thinking about Joe Namath’s fur coat way too much

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I intend to drink from my enemies dead skull. The fact that it will be a 2003 California Chardonnay wine spritzer should have no bearing on how badass it will be.

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@SleeperNFL @Daboys_22 @alexinsdorf99 @BoltUpYo 0-4 Chumps. Watching 60 minutes of Harbaugh standing on the sideline mouth breathing.

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@GuruFantasyWrld ⚡️are a terrible football team

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@chifanpatt2 He’s a starter on a team playing the string and nothing else. They beat the Jets today, focus up meatballs

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@blakecowellx I’m sure they’re all reflecting down in Mexico. No end to this failure in sight. Prepare for rebuild # 3 since 2016

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@wyattB2024 Wash rinse repeat. We’ll see this failure in 2028 when baseball finally resumes.

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@CubsMagicNumber Seiya will be a West coast bro.

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@thekapman Same shit different year

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@CubsWorld80 A job they weren’t very good at nor very interested in

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@Cubs_Daily1 4

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@FavazzoDom63444 Potato

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@CubsZone When he’s finding pitchers standing outside the Tommy John National Clinic to save money you get what you get

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@CubsWorld80

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@blakecowellx Turned it off. Rather the news crap on me rather than the team I believed in.

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@CubsWorld80 Bush, Nico, Dansby, HAPP, Seiya, whatever crap bag behind the plate. All garbage. Cubs are the punchline behind the joke.

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@chifanpatt2 Will be demanding a trade incoming

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@blakecowellx Well 4 minutes later and this dipshit team is now OUT OF CHALLENGES the bottom of the barrel is here

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@Wendy1u17 D about to have 2 broken arms and crap himself

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@CubsWorld80 Horrible baseball team. Shouldn’t be here.

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@R_maldonado5 He’ll be back 2028

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@BuschBangs This man will never be the same. Almost 2 seasons off with the lockout next year.