Retired Nerd

Former open bar enthusiast that became an enjoyer of dry wit, whiskey and JRPGs ; Baltimore 🇳🇬

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Tell me you don’t cook without saying you don’t cook

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Cape Verde tried so hard!!!! I tip my hats to that squad

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Alexander the Great, 332 BC:

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

My dad said take her to Applebees literally 3 months ago….dates shouldn’t be that expensive….his exact words

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Fellas at any point growing up, did your dad or any older male figure tell you if you like a chick be prepared to send her money whenever she asks? When did that era start exactly

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

That might be worse than a kiss

[Complex @Complex]

Rep Confirms Ice Spice & Tobey Maguire Were Not Kissing But Were Sharing a Vape

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

I got asked to fix an hcac of a shawty I just met and I told her I would pray for her

[Bologna Fish, M.D. @BolognaFishMD]

ftr this is after our THIRD date

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

This is my favorite part of the foreign shows

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

Ayooo this is probably the funniest shit I seen in a while 😂. He smacked the shit outta that camera. Temptation Island really be hilarious!

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Where is Chris Hansen at

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Jared McCain
Trey Murphy
Taylor Rooks
Michael Rubin
Grant Williams
Draymond Green
Tyrese Haliburton

at the All White Party

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Got to walk away from it

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Bro. Is it weird for a chick you newly talking to wanna discuss your past sexual encounters?

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

So I was supposed to be on a t-shirt last month

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Can anyone give an update on this

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Terminator and analyze this

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

What’s a movie that you watched at an age you shouldn’t have been watching it at?

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Good morning to everyone EXCEPT Fifa refs, people who support apartheid, WNBA discourse, Palantir and Alex Karp, nosey people that hate you ONLY cuz you keep boundaries with them, and grown ass losers that blame everyone else for them being a loser.

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Poe Man’s Dreams was so much heat

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Kendrick Lamar's debut album – Section 80💿

15 years ago today.

[Adetokumboh M'Cormack 🇸🇱 🇺🇸 @Adetokumboh]

From the night creatures of Wallachia to the sands of Egypt. Honored to bring En Sabah Nur to life.⚡

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Fam……every time you tweet sports someone catches an L. I need you to keep my ravens and Lamar Jackson off your tweets

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

I hate the USA kits but I want a BALOGUN jersey

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

@JRho_11 You

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Rich man rolling through

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

1 week until NYC

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

King Leopold is looking up smiling

[. @tosinmm_]

Two Congolese men scoring against Senegal to equalize.

The universe can be very wicked.

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

This is idiocy

[RAPOLOGY @iRAPOLOGY]

Memphis rapper #PoohShiesty wants the streets to use him as an example of what "keeping it solid and standing on business" looks like 🗣😳‼️

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Bro please keep this nigga behind bars. I cannot believe this video. He got an ankle monitor on. Shiesty chain hanging out. Mask off. Wow

[Retired Nerd @JeusFosterChild]

Oatmeal with berries or yogurt

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

What y’all be eating that’s healthy on a day to day basis?