The Jew-Tang Clan

"I'm a funky-ass Jew and I'm on my way. And yes I got to say fuck the KKK!" -The Beastie Boys

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@seahawksfan2314 @JewishWonk Sincerely asking this not as like a dig but to try to understand. It doesn’t sound like you’re really connected to us if you don’t kind of get this surface level different types of Jews joke (Which is fine most people aren’t) but like what do you mean by “you love Jewish people”

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

when that oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah you would

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@ContraPoints Not sure where that “I’ve” came from

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@ContraPoints I just watched this for the first time this week, it had somehow I’ve been a gap in my film watching, genuinely such a fucking incredible movie

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@Gimpygod @blueroseroyalty @EmmaVigeland I gotchu my guy. these hands are at your service

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

These kids should be in a powerviolence band or fucking their security deposit up in a shit hole apartment having the times of their lives. Or both. What a shame. Side note: I will never be arrested by an Emo Asian. No disrespect to my Emo Asians love you guys but yeah no chance

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

US immigration officials picked up a blind Rohingya refugee last week in Buffalo, NY. Then, realizing they had no basis to deport him, they released him five miles from his home. He needed a walking stick and died trying to make his way back to his house: https://t.co/dNBRWAiv0b

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

every nick shirley video is a filter for low iq people

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@BlamKaboom @Variety @themattfriend No they are bad. really bad. I’ll believe you that’s he’s normally good. But these are bad. The ones that are “kinda” close, you still would’ve never known who he was doing without words on screen telling you.
And for others he objectively did not sound like the person at all.

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@worthawatchapp @LauraPowellEsq Maybe if you knew what The Whi were capable of you’d understand, I’m sure it was a fun cute little introduction to the band for you and I appreciate that.
But like he hadn’t even had his vocal cords fixed yet, it’s just not a good show but that’s ok, still great band.

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@worthawatchapp @LauraPowellEsq Again my favorite band of all time, it was not a good performance. An outlier, but no need to lie about it either.

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@worthawatchapp @LauraPowellEsq The Who are quite literally my favorite band of all time. They absolutely sucked that night.
Terrible halftime show, was universally hated at the time too.
Thankfully was not indicative of the quality of their live show in general, their usual live show still fantastic.

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@sarahloonn @sidefeta I need to know if this was a typeo or a pun.

[The Jew-Tang Clan @JewTangForever]

@generalx @boysaliarpt3 So accounts that aren’t just ai bots have this ability to listen to a new artist when they hear about it, and form their own opinion.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

do you ever just go

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮 Donald Trump 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

but then

💓💓💞💗🩷🩷💕🩷🩷💓💓💞💗💓💓💗🩷🩷 Da Vinki Twins 💕💕💗💓💓💓💞💓💗💕🩷🩷💕💓💓💕 💓💓💕💓💞💕🩷🩷💓💗