Jew'd Law

Jew. Lawyer.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I might've gone a little overboard on hoarding this year,but you Gentiles know how to do candy so much better than us

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Love y’all…goodbye for the next 3 years

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Logging on just to say I’m weirded out by the Jews who think Israel can do no wrong. If you also think that is weird we would probably be friends.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Logging on here for the first time in eons just to say I have decided that my least favorite kind of attorney is the one who thinks he is too important to send emails so he makes his assistant send PDF letters every time he wants to correspond (it is always a he)

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I don't really mind breaking anonymity with anyone who cares enough to follow me on a personal, so if you want my BlueSky (I have already followed some of y'all and also have 4 invite codes if anyone needs one) or personal Twitter (until this site dies), feel free to DM me!

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I've been mostly MIA on here for a couple of years because things got busy at work and my non-anon account took priority. If this site becomes one you have to pay for, I'll be gone forever.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

If 100k barely covers a Motion to Dismiss, you probably have shitty lawyers

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

One of the few lawyers who risked her rep is @JennaEllisEsq

Support her GiveSendGo. Also realize 100K will barely pay for a motion to dismiss. Money is not enough here.

We need an army of lawyers who care, believe in the cause, and will work pro bono for those under attack.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Anyone have a BlueSky invite they can send my way?

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I don't think it's a matter of the size of the reward. I think it is more about whether he has to pay any of it. If he ultimately has to actually cut a check of any amount out of his own pocket, I bet we start seeing a change in how he approaches this one.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

E. Jean Carroll and her lawyers are going after Donald Trump again for defamation, but is there an award high enough to keep the former president from saying what he wants to? https://t.co/RpPygdpZku

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Why the fuck does defense need to be boosted while we freeze other stuff Jesus Christ

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Summary of deal as I understand it:
— Debt ceiling raised 2 years
— Domestic programs frozen next year, up 1% ‘25. Inflation-adjusted cut
— Boosts defense, VA $
— Some tightening of work requirements on TANF, SNAP
— Energy permitting (details tbd)
— Claw back some new IRS $

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

@JJFree2381 That almost implies they have ball movement

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

@UnionSaltBae Collateral on Netflix. 4-episode miniseries with Carey Mulligan as a detective in London.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Go fuck yourself.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

As Yom HaShoah begins this evening, we stand with Israel and Jews around the world in remembering the 6 million Jewish men, women, and children murdered by the Nazis during the Holocaust.

We will never forget.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Not a lot going on at the moment

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@jsbalek His accomplishments are obviously minimal compared to Taylor but he has worked consistently since 2016 and has been in some really good stuff.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I told him I was worried about anything that could help DeSantis, who scares me more. Given that we are in FL, he would be excited about a DeSantis run so things got a bit iffy when I started talking shit about him, but I got out of the conversation unscathed.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

My Republican boss just walked into my office to ask me about my thoughts on the indictment. Managed to talk to him for 10 minutes without it getting too uncomfortable. A win is a win.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

He is one of those who doesn't like Trump but still voted for him, and is thus worried that this is going to help him.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

Oh, and during this whole hour we’ve been given one 5-minute bathroom break.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

I have jury duty today for the first time ever.

[Jew'd Law @Jewd_Law]

They broke us up into 5 different lines and now we have all just been standing outside the courtroom for nearly an hour because of a technical difficulty.