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[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Haha haha my girlfriend has a crush on me.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Even if I could, I would never let you know.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

You can't slip a Puerto Rican by me! That aint Pocahontas, thats jennifer Lopez!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

For someone so lonely, you've got a lot of friends.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

If we're having fun then it's worth it

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Truly!
This was!
About!
You, all alooooong........

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Alone with your thoughts is dangerous.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

All it takes is one bitch. Blegh.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

I'm slipping.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

I'm gonna push my luck
'Til I fuck things up
With my mouth sewn shut!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

30+ clams worth of Chinese food is TOO MUCH GOD DAMN CHINESE FOOD.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

I don't make sense to anyone but my best friends.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

@Crucialdude Albuquerque!!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

John Wayne's teeth he'ya

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

I'll be your boogiewoman!
If you'll be my boogeyman!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

Penguins are killin' me. COME ON, BOYS!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

So excited to see joker tonight. My lady is just as insane.

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life!
Girl, you like to fingerbang and that's alright!

[Cam @JewedCmurda]

@Crucialdude if you're listening. Bravo. Can't wait for @HeIsLegendNC to hit Albuquerque. New album SHREDS.