Jewels

I'm Jewels. I am trouble, singular, charming, and erudite. War Eagle.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

This. THIS. This applies to so much. Especially political crap. #BeKind #bethebiggerperson #riseabovethenasty #kindnessknowsnopoliticalparty

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

I've been kissed three times. No, four times. No, three times. All of them were people I never saw again, which I hope doesn't, like, mean something.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@WorkElizab 36

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@Avabelly__ Um, wow. Lady, this post is gross. You want the best for your daughter? Are you sure about that? If SHE loves it, that’s all that matters. If he’s good to her, that’s what matters. You’re not only overstepping, you are a killjoy. Seek help. Find out what your issues are.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

💯

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@renabaddie_ Incorrectly.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@pizzahut, come to the front of the class! Let’s chat. Will you please explain why Pepsi products are advertised on your app, when you’re actually charging name brand prices for generic soda? This is not what I paid for.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

You know, @amazon should change their slogan to “Now Arriving Late.” Every single order arrives later than expected. I’m a @Amazon_Prime_ member, but at this point I’m not even sure what I am paying for!

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

It was reassuring, and annoying. Sort of like Brian himself.

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

Life advice.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@BhattiLaib9960 A man.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@FloraLuzz_ Destroyer.

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@Updated_Jennie Rain Man

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@MSCLquotes Oh, I’m SURE!

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

"He didn't even see the difference between Enrique and Ricardo! I mean, they're two *completely* different names!"

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

"I just wasn't expecting to have to meet this guy so soon. I wasn't expecting to have to meet ANY guy so soon."

[Jewels @Jewels1026]

@MSCLquotes Who’s Enrique and Ricardo?

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

"This whole day has been one long...thing that makes no sense."

[Maccabie @Maccabie292869]

@i_saim1