Lord Gordon Gordon

[Neal Parikh @npparikh]

Anthony Bourdain wrote about this. This was his pitch for Parts Unknown. Trust me, read the whole thing.

[Lord Gordon Gordon @JewishAdam]

@speechboy71 Just because your feelings are hurt doesn’t mean it’s anti semitic

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

“On behalf of everyone across the Big Apple: Welcome home, my friends.”

Nah bro I’m not crying you are.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

The Israeli right is having an aneurysm right now that Iran needs to be bombarded in a very big way because they responded to thousands of ceasefire violations in Lebanon, and the more Trump signals that he can't be bothered right now, the more they convulse.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Lord Gordon Gordon @JewishAdam]

I’d argue the person paying 13k in 2026 is even dumber than the person who paid 147k in 2021

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Bored Ape Yacht Club #8554 sold for $147,953 on November 5, 2021.

It sold this morning for $13,046.

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

watching wemby blow a golden chance at victory by bouncing the ball off his teammates back was the first time I’ve ever taken seriously the possibility that he’s genuinely a leftist

[Iago Aleixo @EuIagoAleixo]

Quem abandona seu Pokémon inicial nunca será digno de ser considero um mestre Pokémon.

[Lord Gordon Gordon @JewishAdam]

@SteveTheobald70 @dancluchey For sure man someone who votes with Trump over 90% of the time is actually a secret Democrat

[da fuq dude @alledegedly_me]

I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Why is it controversial for Zohran to skip a parade bc of his principles but not for Democratic politicians to march with a fascist bigot like Smotrich?

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Kangaroo Jack was as close to perfection as cinema gets. No regrets and NO REFUNDS, millennials.

[Lord Gordon Gordon @JewishAdam]

@MHowellTweets Bold of you to think you have any leg to stand on when you can’t clearly say you don’t support money from the weaponization fund going to those who assaulted people on J6.

[Reg Monkey🐵 @monkey_reg]

The key way to tell this was coming, which apparently was difficult, was listening to him during the 2024 campaign, not projecting what you wanted for some reason.

[Carlyle College @carlylecollege]

Literally anyone can do the odyssey it’s free

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

There’s this bizarre tendency by Zionists to claim that a literal cabinet minister does not represent Israel’s government, while actions by random Palestinians define the entire Palestinian nation. Funny how that works

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Sebastian @Seb__flyte1]

ShopRite Nation

[Muhammad Shehada @muhammadshehad2]

Every single person I've spoken to, who's either worked for or interacted with the Biden admin, explicitly named Jake Sullivan as one of the 5 most instrumental enablers of genocide

No matter how many people begged him to change course, he'd always shrug them with contempt!