Da Jewz

Get yo hands off ma Jew Gold!!!!

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BREAKING: Barack Obama Asks Kim Jong-un to Please Stop Poking Him on Facebook

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"Where there is great love there is always a great big box of condoms." -Willa Cather #inspirational #quote

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Happy Rosh Hashanah! May the honey be as sweet as the upcoming fiscal year!

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Usain Bolt Strengths/Weaknesses Breakdown http://t.co/9wC9Ff79 #Olympics #Funny #ESPN #Jamaica #London

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If Tebow could cover 10 yards like he covers the 10 Commandments, the Broncos would be in great shape.

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#AfterClubTexts yo, u wanna pick up some falafel? I'm starving. #israel #galina

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@normmacdonald "it'll be just like Judaism, but with only 10 rules instead of 613. Plus ppl will wear golden t's" Guy pitching Christianity.

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#breakuptexts I think I've grown tired of eating the same boring cholent every week. My kishke is telling me to move on. #Jewish #Jew

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Rosh Hashanah is still the real #NewYear in my book (aka the Torah). #Jewish #swag

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1937 Château Tastes Nothing Like 74-Year-Old Woman, Report Cannibals http://t.co/f2sBDpoy #wtf #cannibalismFTW

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Iran’s Space Program Launches Live Monkey Into Orbit Just For Hell of It http://t.co/nSbLwkue via @RapReport #space #Iran #nasa #monkey

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‘Occupy Wall Street’ Just a Ploy For Most Awesome Tailgate Party Ever http://t.co/nIUK1mqB #OccupyWallStreet #Occupy #WallStreet #Satire

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#2thingsIknow 1) Prayer is good for the soul 2) Jews make the best chicken soup, which is also good for the soul

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Patriots Fans Wearing Tom Brady Jerseys Not Fooling Anyone That They’re Actually Brady http://t.co/XetHbonn #NFL #Patriots #Bills #Brady

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Joggers Actually Running to Fast Food Restaurant http://t.co/QIFoyUdb #NFL #Ravens

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via @RapReport #RTforLiteracy Pleese twete dis hajshtaag 2 premote leetercy, thenn mayb i kan lern too rite proply tanx.

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#RTforLiteracy Pleese twete dis hajshtaag 2 premote leetercy, thenn mayb i kan lern too rite proply tanx.

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Oy yoy yoy shabbos

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President Obama Reveals Plan to Turn USA Into Giant Meth Lab http://t.co/A8fKVcI via @RapReport #JobsAct #BreakingBad

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@Catholics #StopBraggingAbout Jesus...He was a Jew!