Jewxiety

Cat Mom. Only child. Stand Up Comedian. Intersectional Feminist. I’m not a lawyer, I just play one on TV. She/Her/That Bitch

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

This 2009 @Pink tweet still out here just aging like fine wine 🔥

[Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @DrDoyleSays]

Having a reaction doesn't mean you can't handle your sh*t. It means you have a nervous system that is responsive to what happens to it & its past conditioning-- just like every other human.

You are not "crazy" or "weak." Don't believe old programming that says you are.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Six years ago, a gunman armed with an AR-15, handguns, and hatred killed 11 Jewish worshippers and wounded six at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh.

Today, we remember and come together to ensure Antisemitism and hate in all its forms have no safe harbor in America.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

— Mary Kate Teske

[Jewxiety @Jewxiety]

#BringThemHome 🕯️

[Jewxiety @Jewxiety]

L’Shana Tova 🍎🍯🍏 Wishing all who observe a New Year filled with healing,❤️‍🩹 hope, resiliency, health, peace of mind, 🕊️and the comfort of community. 🕍 Sending love. 💗 #RoshHashanah2024

[Nuseir Yassin @nasdaily]

Nasrallah was *my* terrorist.

Each one of us grows up watching a terrorist on TV threatening to kill us.

For many Americans, it was Osama Bin Laden.
For me, it was Nasrallah.

I grew up in Northern Israel.
Every few years, Nasrallah would target us with a barrage of rockets. His rockets would be directed at nearby Jewish towns, but of course they miss and fall in Muslim towns in Israel. My town was one of them.

Imagine the irony.
US college students can not understand this.

*My* terrorist is dead today. It's great news not just for me, but for many Syrians, Lebanese, Saudis, and..Israelis.

I am naively optimistic.
But I hope today sends a signal to people in the Middle East that moderation, acceptance of reality and coexistence is the only way.

Terrorism way will always end up in failure. Always.
Even if it takes 32 years to arrive.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

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[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[marv @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I will never forget that abortions were banned before AR-15s.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

"If a woman is an analogy to you then you're not ready to be talking to a woman." SPEAK🗣🗣🗣

[Jewxiety @Jewxiety]

I need dis

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

Assessing the situation before I go down on you

[Jewxiety @Jewxiety]

One of the greatest comedians ever ❤️#BernieMac

[Felicia Gillespie @aFeliciaWorld]

Bernie Mac died 16 yrs ago today. If you haven't seen one of the most famous sets in the history of stand up, here ya go. The guy before him bombed.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“These edibles ain’t working!”

*15 minutes later

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😎

[Jewxiety @Jewxiety]

*books next flight to Paris* I have a medal I’d like to deliver 🥇😍

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Omg