Jez Dixon

Failed Rockstar Club

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Person 1: Aretha Franklin has died.
Person 2: Oh that's a shame. I didn't know she was still alive
Person 1: She's not. She's dead. I literally just told you that.

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@batcountry1980 I recently rewatched the whole thing too. Even though every episode is basically the same with a different and more beautiful view I absolutely love it. I can watch them trying to out Caine each other forever.

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@XMartinsMusicX Idlewild!

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When did Mauricio Pochettino start looking like Russel Crowe?

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@00julesj Great shout. So dull in every way possible. It sounds like he's singing "Have an ass day" which if he were would make it at least slightly more interesting. Mine is, Where is the Love? By the Black Eyed Peas. Absolute shite.

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@ReallyNiceDerek I've read every reply to this and I've enjoyed every response from you. You haven't repeated the same take down once. It really is lovely stuff.

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@Thebiglade The Leftovers.

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@thildakm Wario has lost weight.

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@oh_my_ruby Shoe

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@mattkandela You're saying that like it's a bad thing?!

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@SkySportsNews At least make your clickbait vaguely believable and not delivered by Jamie O Hara.

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@AFC_els Same.

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@LeGrove You're not gonna get anywhere with a reasonable take like this!

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@whatismusicpod My band played in the big room downstairs at the Garage in Highbury the same night Arctic Monkeys were playing upstairs in the little room. Needles to say our careers went in different directions.

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@kellyleeowens Nothing but.....empty roads.

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@LauraKirk12

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@LeGrove None of them actually believed it. Either bitter or clickbait. Anyone with half a brain knows he's elite.

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@SouthBankMatt I used to call this show "The Men Who stare at Croissants". Enjoyed it except the one man who always sounded like he was sucking on a boiled sweet. Martin Samuels I think.

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@RealTimVine That's ok, I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

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@AccidentalP The least accidental Partridging ever. This is #intentionalpartridge

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@carriecoon Finally, one I've seen!