Jez Parton

Happy as a pig in muck. #leftysnowflake #Wokeratus

[Billymawa @Billymawa]

I live in Ince. This utter weapon is spewing nothing but hate and lies. It’s NOT a mosque, it’s a community centre that includes a small prayer room, amongst other things (such as a foodbank). Take your disgusting racism @RobKenyonReform and fuck off out of my constituency.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@Dan_Wyke And he's 'earned' £7m. It's unb6

[Dan Wyke 🦠➡️🧠🔥 @Dan_Wyke]

While arguing that Next can't afford to pay 16-24 year olds the minimum wage, CEO Lord Wolfson forgot to say that for the fiscal year ending January 2026, Next reported an operating profit of £1.236 billion, marking a 13.4% increase from the previous year. #r4today

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@SeanyBoyy89 You're no Lee Rigby

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@LeeGriff2255 @FBAwayDays Rochdale, mate

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@LeeGriff2255 @FBAwayDays That's the daftest reply I've read all year

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@LeeGriff2255 @FBAwayDays As i said, I'm not moving from the main stand next to the director's box. Best view in the house. If someone can't go 45 mins without alcohol, that's their problem

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@LeeGriff2255 @FBAwayDays That's not going to happen. Main stand nearly on the half way line, High enough up to see what's going on. Also, all ends have got steps

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@JeremyTate41 Britts?

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@conners8619 @mrdanwalker @terrybnd @WandFCouncil @CumbriaCrack @lakedistrictnpa @gazettenewsdesk It's 'have' not 'of'. Of isn't a verb

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@PGJC7 @chlofairclough @officiallydale @RochdaleAFCcom @RochdaleFan But, crucially, not a loser from Borehamwood

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

2017: Nigel Farage in the European Parliament complaining about perceived foreign interference in Brexit

2026: Nigel Farage saying that foreign based crypto billionaire gave him £5,000,000 as a reward for campaigning for Brexit

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@miguelinho2910 @_theawayends Fair enough, sorry. I'd just got back from Wembley and had a few drinks yesterday. Looking forward to playing Oldham next season

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@miguelinho2910 @_theawayends Oh Michael. I can't imagine any other team's supporters exceeding the noise and emotion that happened after Dale's equaliser today, but well done Oldham for having more fans. Well done you

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@_theawayends The sound generated when Dale equalised probably exceeded most crowd sounds from the last six England games at least.

[Jez Parton @JezParton]

@DavidLammy @JDVance As a Labour voter, what are you actually thinking doing this?

[Jim Cornelius @Jim_Cornelius]

This is you, former Conservative MP, now sitting Reform MP, Andrew Rosindell, writing to former President of the United States, Joe Biden 6 years ago proposing the UK hands to Chagos islands to Mauritius and rents them back on a 99-year lease.