Jeff

[Jeff @JffryKyle]

I got to talk to an EOD guy in the army today, and asked him how stressful it is to defuse bombs. He replied "it's not, I am either right, or suddenly it's not my problem anymore" and I think I have just found my new outlook on life.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

It’s just Ted Cruz.

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Hunter Biden is on a mission to make me like him. And he’s crushing it

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Rep. Luna comes out against Ken Paxton.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Hunter Biden should truly just become a streamer. Would be must watch.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The secret war against the yetis rages on

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I’m confused. Trump told us other countries pay the tariffs.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

This is insane, we are not a sovereign country, we are occupied.

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Probably one of the best tweets ever

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Hunter Biden is absolutely cooking these losers

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

About damn time.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I bet he has an account on Grindr. 👇

[Tim England @tengland_150]

96 #DaysTillAggieFootball

“And Achane’s got an opening…he’s got world class speed…HE’S GONE”

@ffvmousvon_ takes the Alabama kickoff all the way back in one of the all-time great plays at Kyle Field

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro do you understand how absurd you have to be for REPUBLICANS to report you?!

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

James Talarico is everything Ken Paxton is not: honest, ethical, and actually fighting for Texans instead of himself.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

As attorney general, Ken Paxton sued schools that didn't display the Ten Commandments inside their classrooms.

Some of the Commandments include:

—"Thou shalt not commit adultery" (Paxton allegedly had multiple extramarital affairs)
—"Thou shalt not steal" (Paxton was indicted for felony securities fraud and impeached for misusing public resources)
—"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor" (Paxton was impeached for making false statements in official records)

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

It’s undeniable. The farce is over.