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Little fella, big ideas....but also a bit lazy

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Really fancy a good dance...
I’m in this photo at @gillespeterson gig at @wylambrewery
#whereswally

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@failingwriters seems a lot of writery, booky types are making the switch from this cess pit to Blue Sky…probably quite a few of your fans have already moved…

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@TheBiancaFox Had to switch my camera off as I was leaping around like I was on fire 😎

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Has @BBC6Music gone off air or is Mary Anne playing the hardest of industrial techno again in the middle of the day?

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@RockcliffeFiles Stayed at a fancy hotel recently, and chose this for my breakfast….
It was fucking lush ❤️
Ps. Can I borrow a tenner?

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1st outing for me new Ginolas from @SockCouncil will they be lucky socks?

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@whingewine

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@rachofthenorth @vickyinatutu Every time I see Morrissey or Johnny Marr touring it reminds me of the time when I was 16 and turned down tickets to see the Smiths at the City Hall, not long before they broke up as I’d be on my own!
Big regret 😢

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@rachofthenorth @bushontheradio I got so many Paddington stares when I went straight to bar at the Tyneside recently, I wasn’t being a dick, I didn’t even see the queue!

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@k8_lister Never had a more versatile hoover than our current Henry!

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@NoContextBrits Worcester sauce twiglets!

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@mouldyscone @maxtempers @PM_ViktorOrban Don’t let facts get in the way of their agenda Vicky 😬

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@TheBiancaFox Same science, just stays warm longer 😎

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@TheBiancaFox https://t.co/lfwLOfDefa

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@oftheVotadini In 2005 on a USA road trip we stopped at a Target near Phoenix and I asked if an electrical item, PSP if you remember them, would work in the UK…the dude genuinely didn’t know what or where the UK was.

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@TheBiancaFox This is from a week in our bedroom after a deep clean and spray and where the cats are now banned 🙄

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@TheBiancaFox I’m thinking I might have to bite the bullet and take ours to the vet…it’s not nice for the cats and I’m not sure how many more bites I can take either!

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Is it a good or really bad time to re-read this?
Fuck it I’m reading again, even if it’s just for the happy ending!