JPat

Bills/Cubs fan and BBQ connoisseur, among other things.

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@CubsWorld80 Dansby is leading this poll? How? Jay Hay never hit more that 15 HR’s in a year and didn’t even end up playing in the playoffs.

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@XaLaRa_Se_Lew @cynthia2_u Yes, the first time I went to Europe I was not sure why I couldn’t completely remove to bottle cap haha. This is the inverse to the video 🤣

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Can someone at @FOXSports tell Joe Davis to relax a bit? He’s calling the @Cubs @Cardinals game like it’s the playoffs. Just chill man, act like you’ve been there before and know the game #MLB #terrible #embarrassing

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@Imakatt I think Pequod’s is the best deep dish in Chicago.

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@AgenticJonesy @TheEXECUTlONER_ If you’re serious, you are the dumbest person on the internet. If you’re trolling, you’re still the dumbest person on the internet. Break out the sparkling grape juice to celebrate. Congrats!

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@WatchMarquee

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@BioBite_ Nothing sets off the flavor of a good burger like sulfur.

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@Ecnerwal23 Take it easy Herbie, you weren’t there standing over it like the ump was. And it didn’t cost them the game, relax.

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@Masterflip_ This post is dumb and highlights not only how terrible of a color man Ron Darling is, but also how stupid he is.

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@TurnAPairChris @Brett_A_Taylor I remember that home run, I was 24 y/o, had just moved back into my childhood basement bedroom and was so excited that I was banging on the ceiling. My called down wondering what had just happened haha

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@minogashi205 How many times can this video be duplicated?

Pay attention to everything else in the world except yourself for 1 year, then think if this post was worth the time to make.

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@DrClownPhD Missing Nadia’s accent

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@keyshania_ After I do all this, I will divorce my wife because this just makes sense.

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@keyshania_ Thanks, next time I find myself in the situation where I very cleanly cut a bolt in half at a perfect 45 degrees and there is no possible way I could go to the local hardware store and get a replacement. I will use the wing nuts and nut I have that just happens to fit perfectly.

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@AngelMD1103 Your existence is meaningless, it’s posts like these that make me contemplate deleting my account. “Power lines are shaking”. There are no power lines visible in this video you waste of a fucking space.

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@OleTimeHardball If you’re gonna ask this question, you need to also ask everyone’s age.

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@Rothmus This is a great post! Haha I love it!

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@Tlmiller20 @mamasera734 @Rothmus You are a useless human based on this post.

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@LynneBP_294 I think it’s just two rocks

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@HillbillyDNA What are you even talking about?hahaha