Jhelum Ghosh

daydreamer, problem child, lost cause, just right.

[Jhelum Ghosh @JhelumG]

I am so #unlucky, #cats pause when I cross their path

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@vivekisms Well I ran away to Mumbai from Kolkata

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Same here on earth.
#disappointing #menaredisappointing

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Who wants to play rock paper world-domination!?

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@vazisms @mnplustv Darryl, autocorrect hates you.

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Accepting applications for the Toxic Relationship 101 course.
Prerequisite:Blame Shifting 101 course and some practical experience in denial

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Phone - Here are all the messages you wanted me to block cuz I know you really wanna read 'em. All in red though, cuz blocked, duh.

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Happy day nonetheless
#HappyTeachersDay #TeachersDay

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Making a decision is far easier than sticking to one

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Imagine the dumbest person you know.
Now imagine them drunk.
Now imagine them finishing your sentences.
-- the inventor of autocorrect

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@vazisms @YouTube Some things stick.

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Because I like to live dangerously

https://t.co/CRoLHyeaRE

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Why does twitter look different every time I open it nowadays!? I'm too old to be adjusting so quickly twitter! I get confused these days!

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It's feminism, not womanism! It exists so women AND men have an opportunity to be & feel as we all have the right to.
Necessity, not choice.

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First #rule of #Leadership - everything is your fault.

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Everyone is right the way they are... That would work if everyone could find a way of being it without blaming someone for the way they are

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It is your human right to seek those who make you happy & leave those who don't. Except if it's your kid.
A #problemchild is probably #karma

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-Sir ji gaana sunai nahin de raha hai
-Paos karke rakhkhe hai na
-Bhukh toh waise lage par usse is ka... Oh

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@Uber_Support @Uber I'm so, so disappointed at your callous & frankly daft service.Concerns don't even fit into logic, forget 140 characters

[Jhelum Ghosh @JhelumG]

Me- this program isn't running properly
Tech-which virgin do you have?
Me-this would be much more fun if I didn't get what you were asking

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@oothikicha I can send you links. But your question is so vague. And the least of the vagueness is your job profile