Jack50n

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Game 7 🤝 return of the beer sabre

Beer sabres will be on sale during tomorrow's PREGAME window while supplies last!

#LetsGoBuffalo | @LabattUSA

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Adulting is realizing;

1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while.
2. People use you until you’re no longer useful.
3. Most people secretly want you to fail.
4. One day you’ll wish you started today.
5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside.
6. No one is coming to save you.
7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do.
8. Your health is your greatest wealth.
9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent.
10. Success takes longer than you think.
11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize.
12. Complaining changes nothing.
13. Not everyone you love will love you back.
14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most.
15. Social media lies to you every day.
16. You’re replaceable at your job.
17. Life is unfair—get used to it.
18. One day, you’ll run out of days.
19. Regret hurts more than failure.
20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder

The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

BEN AFQUACK’S PLAYOFF DEBUT!!

[ESPN @espn]

JOSH ALLEN IS READY FOR PLAYOFF HOCKEY IN BUFFALO 🍻

Watch Bruins-Sabres on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW! 😆

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The @utahmammoth have unveiled the ZAMMOTH, a 2002 Olympics Zamboni retrofitted into a living, breathing, Mammoth-themed fan vehicle 🦣😱

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Rollin' into the playoffs 🤠

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Congratulations to the voice of @AmerksHockey and the longest tenured play-by-play announcer in AHL history, Don Stevens, on a tremendous career! 👏

[Matty @bestestname]

Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are

[American Hockey League @TheAHL]

A birds-eye view of the 13.770 second lap🔄

@amerkshockey | #AHLAllStar

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Somebody LITERALLY said “well Green Day will be performing too to kind of even it out.”

I HOLLERED. Cause if there’s one band that says “fuck the American capitalist agenda” it is fucking Green Day 😂

[BILLSMAFIA4me @Billsmafia4me]

Don’t tell no one but I have taken this and hiding it under my coat !!!!!

#gobills #billsmafia #theralph
#buffalo716

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Real.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[megroll @sipping_h8erade]

I wish the NHL app had a way to make teams your “rivals” so instead of getting updates when they score I get updates on when they mess up and get scored on and look like little idiots so I can laugh at them at my own convenience