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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
- Mark Twain

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@ndtv All is actually well stupid godi media, take your tongues out of Modi's asshole...

Dollar is f*&_d
GDP is a lie
Diesel LPG Petrol at all time high...

and you jokers are stuck at Karnataka?

[SirKazam {blu tik} @SirKazamJeevi]

Rajesh Exports fraud of ₹15.15 lakh crore represents approximately 4.5% of India's total GDP

So when we Tom Tom the GDP numbers, keep in mind it’s just a number

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@PawarSpeaks Pawar Saab, please take some well needed / well deserved rest, times have changed, everybody is a back stabber, whether @mieknathshinde or @AjitPawarSpeaks or @Dev_Fadnavis

@supriya_sule ji - please give the man a break, he deserves rest, the country has already gone to dogs...

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Freebies are hopefully increasing productivity of the India.”

— Dr Shamika Ravi, PM Economic Advisor

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@ndtv meanwhile jobless BJP chooths!

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@dp_satish @Nothingpolitica @dineshgrao time he did some party work, giving contracts to Shmt Tabassum Rao won't help him...

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@_vatsalasingh @1NEWINDIA2 how do you think these "unabashedly" guys get the 1st row and emergency seat rows in a plane?

Please try getting these seats without paying extra or without using clout?

What say @annamalai_k?

What tricks are u trying to pull in TN to mislead the people?

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@ndtv @CaptBrijesh @ShivAroor when will you stupid mfs pull your tongue out of congress functionaries asshole?

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@ndtv @JoshiPralhad @ParmeshwarBawa it's ok, let him work to make his daughter MLA or MP, let him do some party work

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@CS_Talks_ @Mystic_Soul25 meanwhile the real pappu is already a PM since 12 years...

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@PiyushGoyal Answer this MF!

https://t.co/8tnm2QZVh6

[M K Venu @mkvenu1]

How did LIC end up buying 10% stake in a relatively new company like Rajesh Exports which is caught with Rs.15 lakh crore of fake revenues. LIC normally invests only in large companies with a long track record. Was LIC influenced by the powers? This question will not go away.

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@ajavgal he was hounded by the courts and the jesters of damodardas modi, somebody ready to fight for congress should be rewarded...

better then a nalayak @nsitharaman from karnataka

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@whispersinthec this is utter crap, after the race is over everybody (ministers) mind their own business (portfolios), neither is @DrParameshwara a bridge between @siddaramaiah and @DKShivakumar or anything of that sort, stop showcasing your speculations as news, pls

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

Wake Up Young India...

It's Time for Change ✊🏻

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@siddaramaiah @kharge @RahulGandhi @DKShivakumar tholagappa saaku, let somebody else take over, you don't have to poke your nose in everything, you had your time, let the next person do his job peacefully...

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@whispersinthec @JoshiPralhad - Pralhad "nalayak" joshi!

[@Ram_Mohd_Singh_Azad @Arun_Kaku05]

A teacher asked her 6th standard class how many of them were Modi fans.

Not really knowing what a Modi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher curiously asked little Johnny why he had decided to be different…

Little Johnny replied, “Because I’m not a Modi fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Modi?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a RaGa supporter.”

The teacher asked him why he was a Congress supporter.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom is a Congress supporter and my Dad is also a congress supporter, so I am a congress supporter.”

Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Modi Fan.”
😂😂😂😂😂

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Fact :

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Voltaire passed away today in 1778.

There are two quotes of his I always come back to:

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

and

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

[Zoomla @JhumlaModi]

@PMOIndia kuch kaam danda nahi hai kya madar chod?