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I have 5 dogs and a lot of bills

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Every time I check twitter I'm reminded there is people on this app that are some of the absolute dumbest human beings that our species has ever produced.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Just give us another season of detroiters

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘FRIENDSHIP’, a new comedy movie starring Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson.

In theaters this May.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Home isn't home without you

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

#BitchAppreciationTweet

[Big Boss V 💰 @BigBossVette]

Open relationship? How about I open my jacket and pull out a gun?

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

This app sucks now

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Nahh, cuz this is how you see someone's true colors lol

[Engineering @Engineering]

This week we’re making Likes private for everyone to better protect your privacy.

– You will still be able to see posts you have liked (but others cannot).

– Like count and other metrics for your own posts will still show up under notifications.

– You will no longer see who liked someone else’s post.

– A post’s author can see who liked its posts.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

I had no business watching this at 6 years old.

[night of the living des 🕷 @_screamslut]

we got to witness 2 icons beat the fuck out of each other

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

When him and TJ joined forces to save summer vacation💪🫡

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Dabney Coleman, best known for voicing Principle Prickly on Disney's Recess, has sadly passed away at the age of 92.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Rotisserie chickens are a life hack

[blaccmass (loading....) @blaccmassxx]

not like us x isley brothers
beat by me

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Hate ranch
Love cool ranch Doritos

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Rick Ross needs his own show. I know that shit would be hilarious.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

I wonder if Kendrick reached out to Cole to let him know the type shit this battle was about to become and that this wasn't a friendly fade by any means.

[𝓣𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓼𝓽 #1 𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 ⚫️😈 @SVINTSPXNCE]

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[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

#PurpleReign

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

@ATRightMovies A true American classic. Joe dirt.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Me all day today

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

The synthetic weed game is getting crazy. People be smoking anything as long as it's in a colorful bag with a weird name.

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

@madelynnkate08

[ℑu$†in @Jiant509]

Do yourself a favor and don't waste time watching "Leave the world behind" on Netflix.

2.5 hours I'll never get back