Jennifer Alderman

I wish I were you, just so I could tweet with me. I'm a Media Planner, shopaholic, TCU Horned Frog, Houston Astros fan and news junkie.

[Jennifer Alderman @JifferAlderman]

This game is already off to a great start. #gogoastros @astros

[Jennifer Alderman @JifferAlderman]

@budlight @BudLightSeltzer @BravoTV @AaronTheWolfe #giveaway #BLSBravoCon

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Manfred: “The roof will be open”
Houston weather:

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@emehlee

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Game ready! #gogoastros #FortheH #WorldSeries

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@AaronTheWolfe @Venmo since we haven’t seen each other in a year and and two months. This is the longest we’ve gone since we met in 2005 😩😩😩😩

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@ChrisHushNBC @nbcchicago @chicagosmayor @fema @GovPritzker Why were they turned away? Were they part of the cancelled reservations of people who are not Chicago residents? You’re giving me anxiety about my appointment on Friday!

[Greis @GreisUnderFire]

It’s with a heavy heart that I report our friend @valejalomo has passed away. Please keep his family in your thoughts. We lost an amazing man today!! #Astros

[Jennifer Alderman @JifferAlderman]

Maybe Trump’s tone changed because he realized he basically murdered 100,000-250,000 Americans by calling COVID-19 a “hoax” for the first two months.

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Hey @NYGovCuomo - can you invite Dr. Fauci to your next briefing?

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Where is @orbitastros?! #freeorbit @astros

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Self quarantine is the new self care. #coronavirus

[The Straw Hat Ladies @strawhatladies]

Haters gonna say it’s fake. @astros #astros #Springtraining

[Alfred Tuvey @AlfredTuvey]

don’t forget to set your clocks one hour closer to the astros winning the 2020 world series

[The Straw Hat Ladies @strawhatladies]

Florida.

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Hot take: Grown ass men shouldn’t be teaching their kids poor manners in the name of hating on the @astros TBH it says more about you than it does ab you than it does me or the team I cheer for. #astros

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@ashleyalderman @AstrosBrain @strawhatladies It’s science.

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@ashleyalderman @AstrosBrain @strawhatladies That’s basically the definition of an orange.

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@ashleyalderman FLORIDA ORANGE. MINUTE MAID PARK.

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Help us decide

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We’re having a debate about which fruit is on this pin. #oofl #springtraining