Functionally Dysfunctional

he/him/vaxxed

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Tank and the Bangas are simply brilliant.

https://t.co/fviTgNeKJH

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

@SWNID People pick weird fantasies. Mine involves a hobbit hole, a garden and work shop, and as little personal interaction with humans as possible.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

So the DnD trope of the bartender becoming the BBEG the party didn’t see coming, WotC took way too literally.
#OpenDnD #WotCSucks #DoBetter

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The guy who wants to put neurolinks in our heads worries about people knowing where he is.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Thus sayeth the Chief lizard!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The bots are in for a surprise tomorrow

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Well hot damn!
Politicians can get it right on occasion!

https://t.co/Dvh0LRfT20

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

True fact:
The reason the pyramids are in Egypt is because they’re too heavy to take to the British Museum.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

@TheRickWilson Paint chips

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Anyone know if just standing for an hour can affect your blood pressure?
Been standing at a choir concert and had to suddenly sit down.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Annual request:
Send me any and all deathcore Christmas songs.
Please and thank you

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

@SWNID @ishapiro OR, just avoid family altogether. Win.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Dear Christian,

If your beliefs on human sexuality prevents you from even following scripture’s words to “mourn with those who mourn” during this tragedy in Colorado Springs, rather than mock and condemn, then it’s not Christ’s gospel you’re advocating.

It’s bigotry. It’s hate.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

ISO witchy/spooky girlfriend.

I have dice. I have baubles. I have shiny wire. I make soup.

I may bring a level and a ruler to blanket fort building, however.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

@SWNID @Fritschner Remember when the BB made light hearted satire just about Christianity that was actually good natured and funny?

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

@SWNID Much akin to The Minions. Always chasing the next evil to latch onto and boot lick.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

When you’re watching “The Big Fat Quiz of Everything” and Noel Fielding starts a food fight with Jack Whitehall and Jonathan Ross and Jimmy Carr loses all control of the show…
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric @rckffh]

Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Esau, the son of Isaac might have looked.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

I don’t understand how people see depictions of the stereotypical “witch’s hovel” and think it spooky or scary.
They look absolutely cozy and ideal to me.
Save if I could make two upgrades:
Utilities and indoor plumbing.

[Functionally Dysfunctional @JigJig]

Friendly reminder: they can’t commit sexual assault if they’re too busy trying not to swallow their own teeth.