Jesse W

Bad teeth, rat tail, and uncomfortable in cramped places.... form an orderly line ladies.

[Matti Haapoja @MattiHaapoja]

My 1M massive giveaway is up! For the Twitter fam I’m giving away a Mavic Mini 2 🙌🏻

Just follow me and @DJIGlobal and retweet this to have a chance at winning the Mavic Mini 2 drone. Thank you for all the love and support 🙏🏻

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

My relationship with my dentist is built on lies.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

I remember Twitter...

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

The slippery banana peel gag will never get old.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

When you haven't had a dog for a month and you come home and start whistling for it.....����

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

My large personal space bubble means nothing to nobody. 😑

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

There's nothing creamy about a crematorium.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

My life is at the point where my sandwich of choice is two crackers with some cheese...

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

I like to think that every Christmas song that has the line "trim the tree" is using it as an innuendo.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

I WAS listening to you. You lost me when the kids stories started.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

Roof Top Fire. Suspicious Fiddler Suspected.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

sometimes some of the power they use to make Powerade spills onto the factory employees which is how we got Dwayne The Rock Johnson

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

Forever the wheel.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

Weaknesses include: untangling paper clips...

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

I don't know how I did it... I found a way to vote and keep my opinion to myself...

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

If it wasn't for Facebook, I'd have to form my own opinions like a sucker #blessed

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

@SUBWAY y'all should ditch the "we're healthy" gimmick and start selling milkshakes. It would save me an extra stop....

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

You have to an absolute f***ing scoundrel to shoot a lion for sport.

[Jesse W @Jigga_T_W]

Man oh man, do I ever hate summer.