Rumpelstiltskin

laughing at fukwits since 1979

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

What happened to Nia Lici and Rees Mogg? Did they get stuck in the toilet?

The 7 MPs who supported Boris Johnson and voted against the #PrivilegesCommitteeReport tonight ⏬

Desmond Swayne
Joy Morrisey
Karl McCartney
Adam Holloway
Heather Wheeler
Nick Fletcher
Bill Cash

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The Murdoch Succession

Thanks to @j_smithcameron for narration. Projection location New York City

#Succession

[Women in BIM @WomeninBIM]

Through our work and #research at #womeninbim we are witnessing significant disparities between #BIM and #digitalconstruction roles, responsibilities and remuneration. You can help us resolve this. We only need 7 mins of your time to take this #survey https://t.co/oQGD3RyWdI

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@EmmaSamms1 @AvalonVillageHP @kevinsaunderson

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

As it's confirmed that Conservative Party staffers were invited to "jingle and mingle" at their headquarters in December 2020, here's a reminder of what Boris Johnson told the country just a few days later.

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Because you're a tit maybe ?

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@msloobylou He told the Melody Maker that he hoped Pete Burns died of aids, so not so cute really

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@BootstrapCook @KatDly Hahaha, brilliant 👌

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

* negligence

Judging by the clothing I’d say this was Shaun Bailey’s CATERED party which the Met chose not to prosecute.

Johnson rewarded him with a peerage.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

December 14th 2020
Tories drink & dance at Covid rules in first ever Partygate video
Johnson has given honours to (soon to be Lord) Shaun Bailey and Ben Mallet both of whom were at this party

No govt or political party has ever disgusted me more
https://t.co/kwpTlQQpjH

[Utah Saints @UtahSaints]

Have THE best weekend you can - the best time to try and be happy is always NOW. Keep strong, live long, keep being awesome and thank you for following Utah Saints :) ❤️❤️❤️❤️ clip - ⁦@VictoriousFest⁩ August 2022

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@BootstrapCook He's a toad

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Siri… show me a man having his testicles handed to him on a plate with a pineapple ring on the top 🥩 🍍

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@stuzi_pants

[Helen Behan @helenbehan]

I had the very great pleasure of working with the wonderful #GlendaJackson on Elizabeth Is Missing , I am so very sorry to hear of her passing, she was every bit the legend you would imagine, here we are on a break from filming. She was wonderful. Rest in peace Glenda ❤️xxx

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@RishiSunak

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@BootstrapCook ❤️

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Feel oddly emotional reading this #PrivilegesCommittee report - the overwhelming relief & gratitude that at last the goddam truth is being told - the collective gaslighting of a nation is finally over #Partygate https://t.co/RGvNeY5ifo

[Rumpelstiltskin @JillThompson1]

@eastcoteonion @DawnButlerBrent @NadineDorries She's an utter horror that one