Jill Padavan

keepin it real over here

[A @andres_pinot]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[rico @somethinglovely]

when i’m talking to someone and notice they never ask me any questions

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I want boring rich.
Bills paid.
Trips booked.
Time with my family.
No financial panic.
That kind.

[100 @yh_me2]

keep talking, I’m diagnosing you

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

one time my whole family was at an italian restaurant for my grandma's 90th birthday and the owner pointed to my cousin and said 'he's the fredo' and my cousin was so upset that no one was ever allowed to bring it up again

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

When I just finished working out but I remember I still have to:

- Shower
- Cook food
- Eat enough protein
- Walk 10k steps
- Get 7-8 hours of sleep

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The CPR training scene in The Office (2009) just keeps escalating.

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

"Hey, a fight" is the funniest possible reaction to seeing a fight

[quinn. @delniroism]

if you don’t like the godfather i think you should just watch it again until you learn to like it

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

starting a Watching
new show The Office for
the 87th time

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Me in the gym observing someone use a machine I've been curious about how to use

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Refs so bad Scottie Barnes looking into the camera and begging the people at home for help 😭🤣

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Anything I do gotta be official. Even moisturizing. @cerave #CeraVePartner