Jim Bob

[Behr🕷️🕸️ @peterbehrker]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m crying y’all please don’t go home 😭😭

[Playball Carti @PlayballCarti]

Popped on the scene 2 weeks ago with a banger about MARTA crackheads and now Ella Langley’s booking him hotel rooms. We’ve never seen someone speedrun the American Dream like this.

[Jim Bob @JimBobsPOV]

@WeArePlayground Uhhhh there's something wrong with the cluster on the 1988 M3 lol

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

man i was 15 thinking 1 nut a day was crazy whole time this nigga Terry Crews puttin in 13 hour shifts at the goon factory

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

estudió tanto que se murió

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

The other day, I was in a burger joint, and Elon Musk was there, playing loud music on his bluetooth device.

When somebody asked to turn it down, he threw a tantrum and started threatening people, screaming "you don't know what I'll do!"

I was seriously wondering if I was going to have to shoot him.

But the day got better when I went home, because I could complain about him online to people who understood, and some SNAP recipients paid me a share of the ad views.

Then I invested some money in the rocket ships that the SNAP recipients built, and made thousands of dollars overnight.

It's a good thing we have SNAP recipients to prevent Elon Musk from ruining everything.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Just out here duplicating her backstory 😭

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

A lot of Europeans arrived expecting:

obesity
crime
rude people
bad food

Instead they found:

friendly people
incredible scenery
giant stadiums
endless road trips
free refills
air conditioning
And the Scots literally found all the beer

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I don’t think we supposed to even know there’s fast food grits, let alone from BK

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

I guess “increased 38.7%” sounds a lot scarier than “24 more cases were reported in 2025 than 2024”

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

Elon Musk destroyed my sprinkler system for 45 cents worth of copper wiring

[el pendejo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10