Is Jimmy Carter Still Alive?

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[Is Jimmy Carter Still Alive? @JimCarterAlive]

No.

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@tiramisuluver9 Hey so um… bad news…

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@RichardSud30128 Are cigarettes and alcohol constitutional rights?

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@objectextinct @davegreenidge57 And IDs are also $20 and require citizens to take off work during the week meaning they lose out on money. Disproportionately affects poor people.

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Whatever.

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

Happy birthday to Dick Van Dyke, who turns 100 today. He's gonna live to 150. This is his world, and we're just living in it.

[Is Jimmy Carter Still Alive? @JimCarterAlive]

Not that it’s a competition (anymore), but let’s not forget that Jimmy Carter never had to fool anyone by celebrating the big 100 early…

[Variety @Variety]

Dick Van Dyke hosted a two-hour sing-a-long for fans ahead of his 100th birthday and sang "Mary Poppins" classics and more.

“There are several reasons for having these — all good — but mine is to revive the art of conversation. I don’t care if you’re on a street, you’re in a bus or in a restaurant, everybody’s looking at their phones. Nobody talks. I’ve seen young couples having dinner together and they’re both looking at their phones. I may be the only person in the United States over 10 who does not have a cell phone. I don’t have a phone," Van Dyke told his fans (via People).

Read more here: https://t.co/c6fRNJkCZ0

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Jimmy Carter may be LONG dead, but this account sure as hell isn’t!

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It’s been one month and there’s still a Jimmy Carter-shaped hole in our hearts 💔

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Why are all you bitches acting like Jimmy Carter actually died? #NoBodyNoCrime

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We’re not gonna be leaving Jimmy Carter in 2024. Understood?

[Is Jimmy Carter Still Alive? @JimCarterAlive]

Okay. After much reflection and exhumation, we have come to the conclusion that Jimmy Carter did in fact die on December 29, 2024.

All our employees are signed up for grief counseling, and we will move forward from there.

We wish everyone peace and peanuts in 2025.

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Life is meaningless.

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Why did Jimmy Carter die? Why did he live? What is the point of life?

Asking for a friend.

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EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JIMMY CARTER RIGHT NOW! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

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Jimmy Carter did NOT die.

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@Acyn Is Scott Jennings still alive? Check in tomorrow!

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Has anyone actually SEEN Jimmy Carter’s dead body yet or are we just blindly believing every rumor we hear nowadays?

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The SECOND-worst thing that happened yesterday is that our account was temporarily banned on Elon Musk's Twitter. Way to add insult to injury, Elon!

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@DC_Draino The same exact thing happened to Jimmy Carter today actually

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@d3mifi3nd

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No.