Jim Dale

Not the carry on one! middle aged, middle of the road, hope there’s no oncoming traffic. satire and lies.

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@Y2SHAF 4some sir?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@calwokebot Beer

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@KirstieMAllsopp Is he selling walkers crisps?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@asianmomriot Be careful you might burn it

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@WalkerMarcus Is that a euphemism?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@HiddenYorkshire Photo or it didn’t happen 😁

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@kfc Does Belgium have popcorn chicken? The UK does, does that make us better than the US? Accept I’m crossing the beams here ….

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@KieranMaguire All politicians are cnuts, but some are more cnuts than others

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@DreyfusJames @EqtNet I’d like one too

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@dresserman What will the ambassador say?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@scottygb BBC or sky will send breaking news alert to everyone’s phone at 03:34 giving the result

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@history99917180 Shouldn’t burnham busses be yellow …… not sure if that’s colour or character

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@xruiztru No source would win in the south

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@DreyfusJames If I don’t shave does that make me a furry ?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@andyburnham Thought union was more your thing?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@WHATSFORDlNNER Is puke an option?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@jasonfitz @NashvilleSC @MLS It’s not soccer it’s football don’t support a premier league team, think of supporting a college team and support Sheffield Wednesday or Luton

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@absolutelyamyyy Is egg a sauce?

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@KieranMaguire Actually probably the best thing to bring down shaheed drones

[Jim Dale @JimDale1982]

@matthewdmarsden Should be on the side nothing should be on fries , chips however are different