Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)
We got this 🙌
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world your best & it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
My ex in like gr 9 bought my dad a sweater that he loved and wore all the time and after we broke up my dad went out and bought the same sweater and threw the old one out because of the “principle” and that is why I’m a daddies girl 👨👧 also happy birthday mom
So I'm at Walmart returning 37 pool noodles (because youth ministry) & rather than explaining the whole story of why I'm a grown man returning 37 pool noodles; when asked "Reason for return?" I just said: "The shopping list said noodles, but not what kind... boy was my wife mad."
Fun fact: the song "9,986,000 Minutes" was planned as a surprise for Steve Carell, so his reaction is totally genuine. "Omg something's happening" and he starts crying. It wasn't Dunder Mifflin employees saying bye to Michael. It was The Office cast saying goodbye to Steve 😭😭😭