Jimmy Jacobsmeyer

[Jimmy Jacobsmeyer @JimJacobsmeyer]

@FlynnigoMontoya @autumn_inkblood I’m sinking you all to my level. You’re all complicit.

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@JAC_OnTheBrazos @thatjenmonroe @PEWilliams_ Bodegas? You mean 7-11s with cats?

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@Phishman77 @jesawyer @JanglesLad Remember what they took from you

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@GiubileiFer @Mercury_Fan_97 @gabedelahaye The butts don’t match!

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@autumn_inkblood I mean, it’s not big, but it’s a thing. Stuff like the show For All Mankind and the game Starfield

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@Fiddleyfigs @huwlemmey Omg me

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@chimpkuza @neumaverick Then how are you pegging Megatron? I didn’t even know that was on the table.

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@BetsyRossHouse Buddy…

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@freddiethethird 😱

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@SamSykesSwears BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONTANA RECREATIONS

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Hey @TriterrasGroup How come for a finance platform, your Apple Store app has had zero security or UI updates since it launched?

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@LewdApril S K E L L Y

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@CraigBCBrown

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@steak_umm M E A T P U L P I T

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@wonderella JFC I can’t unsee that

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@ryanqnorth I was struck by a flash of “inspiration” and thought you’d want to see the result.

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@jephjacques Iron Bru, maybe?

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@jephjacques Next I bet he’ll tell me the moon isn’t made of green cheese.

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@tm_ole @YunalescaSedai @ItsDaniCarr Naw. Clearly the winner is X2