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@ChelseaFC ⚽ | @F1 🏎 | Sometimes People

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

We supporting Black people.

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[sarah @notjerk4kirk]

ITS CALLED FOOTBALL BITCH🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👋

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

beating America

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Having a woman in this generation feels like a humiliation ritual😭

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fixed it for you

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

That UV light in the nail salon.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[L @Iewdawg]

publicly rejected by the club of your dreams is dark

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Nowadays, I think most girls date for financial support, not love

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

I'd rather die single than spend my life teaching a grown woman the lessons her parents should've taught her.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Please marry a girl who respects you even when she's angry. Especially when she is mad at you.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Reciprocation means nothing to women until it's time to cheat back

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

The simps who started paying girls to talk to them ruined an entire generation.

[. @Fimiye]

Why would I blame another nigga for cracking my girl when she willingly let it happen?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid anyone who doesn't understand how difficult it is to make money.

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care