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Maybe the real Plandemic was the friends we made along the way?

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@scumbotheclown @TiffanyFong Lucky for you, her hour is only $3500

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@2001TJSahara @TiffanyFong It's been a long time since a pitcher was 75 cents.

What have you done this decade?

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@Cobratate @RomaniaMare1918 Eve takes the apple

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@GigaBasedDad True

But the left is cheaper

Tell the FED to stop printing money!!!

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@katwildeatl Tbh - my ideal overnight would have adjoining rooms

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@SofiaVairer Your taste in women is as impeccable as your taste in cars

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@ElouiseElliott4 I've also started packing pajamas

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@urahara7769 That's an amazing transformation

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@Aella_Girl @QueenMab87 If I had a dollar for every time a sweaty dude choked me, I'd have change for several hundred

If me and my jiu-jitsu partners can figure it out, so can your lover