Jim P. Roers (Not)

WANTED: someone to take notes during Committee. I am the appropriator. Dad to Shannon. Lovin the cafeteria food 😎. Proud D46 Senator here in ND!

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Friends – as you’ve probably heard, I have decided to hang up my electoral spurs for the final time.

Just know the #TheLionRoers will always be with you.

In the words of a great American poet: 🎶 In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight 🎶

Good riding with ya.

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

I would like to put all SPECULATION to rest right now…

I am WILLING AND READY to serve as Vice President should I be asked by Gov. Doug.

Many people are saying I will be VETTED.

#SendTheLionOfTheSenateToWashington #TheLionROERS #BURGUMROERS24

[Doug Burgum @DougBurgum]

Thanks for welcoming us to New Hampshire, @ChrisSununu! See you again soon!

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Things can get a little hairy after session. Temperatures rise, and passions are high.

Right now, I’m over here ready to fight this MMA fella with my affliction shirt and I got ol Santa bear backing me up. I’ve had this shirt since 2007, and I’ll never back down. #TheLionRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Today I’m “cheesin” from cheek to cheek because it’s my BIRTHDAY. 39 has never looked better! Many people are saying 4/21 is perhaps the best day to be born, and I concur. #BrithdayRoers #TheLionROERS #BirthdayInTheSenate

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

This session has been all about strategy. You could call it a “strategy session.” As you can see, I shrewdly sat in Sen. Mathern’s chair when conferring with him this morning. This is called a “power move” son. #TheLionRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

The new kid is putting in A LOT of work already!! Go get em slugger, and remember my office door is always open (it’s a desk! 😎) #TheLionRoers #Advice #Mentorship

[Sean Cleary @SeanDCleary]

First two prime sponsored bills in the hopper — one to establish pilot program at AG’s office to help victims of domestic violence, and the other to give counselors licensing reciprocity with other states to help provide patients more options

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

@flickertailtime Senator Sean Cleary did this

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

The Lion of the Senate has awoken from his slumber! This new Secretary may be slick, but I’m not letting him off easy. Great taste in ties though! #TheLionRoers #HoweDoesHeDoIt #NDLeg

[Scott Meyer @NDScottMeyer]

@JimRoers @Michael_Howe2 Wheat tie showdown. #TheLionRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

I’ve heard the hoodlums are trying to turn North Dakota into Gotham City with people snorting marijuana on every street corner.

But even in the darkness, a knight rises.

#IAmRoers #DarkKnightRoers #ImNotWearingHockeyPads

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Hey Loretta, I’m still in the Capitol working late. What time does the Capitol Cafe close!? I need a grilled cheese. #Roers #Hangry #JimDontSleep

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Kruen and me putting in the hours staying well into the evening. All of those young bucks leaving after floor session don’t know what real work is!! #Roers #AfterHourRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Curt let me hold the gavel today! #Roers #TapTapRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

My rubber band wallet snapped, and now there’s cash blowing all over the Senate floor. Kempenich was heating spaghetti in the Senate Office and is now screaming about steak and lobster for lunch. It’s bedlam! #RubberbandRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

I have introduced a bill to the ND State Senate allowing State Senators to wear vests on the Senate floor. They’re comfy and I look great in them.

DM me for bill number!

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Dinner with Curt and the crew tonight. PASTA!

The Stenehjem family has a great establishment!

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

@TeddyMeadowlark @sroersjones Hey there Theodore! What do you know about the ROERS calendar? You know zip! Must be tough having your last name be that of the state bird too? Ha! #ROERSFORSENATE

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Well...did you miss me? Guess who’s back, back again...#ROERS is back. Tell a friend. Vote #JimRoers #RoersforSenate #PlaidRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Well, that was a healthy hiatus! I’ve been holed up watching succession for months, in 15 minute increments. I just wanted to remind you all that I will win! #TeamLogan #WayStarRoersCo

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

Me and my boy Kreun cleaning up the streets of Bismarck lookin’ for ruffians. Could you guess we use the same hair dye? #DetectiveKreun #DetectiveRoers

[Jim P. Roers (Not) @JimRoers]

As we are now in the waning days of session, I have decided to carefully review the House journal and become parliamentarian. These folks aren’t very careful!! #WisdomOfRoers