Jim Segar

Grandfather. Father. Widowed-Husband.

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@JetBlue OVERWEIGHT BAG FEE? For GOLF CLUBS?? You fucking SCUMBAGS! I KNOW THIS HAS TO DO WITH RISING FUEL COSTS. IF YOURE GOING TO FUCK MY FRIEND AT LEAST USE IT TO IMPROVE YOUR APP OR GET BETTER SNACKS. JETBLUE MORE LIKE JET FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YOU PENNY PINCHING COCKSUCKERS!

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@NFL_DovKleiman @DailyMail Daily Mail? Really? You hack fuck

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@elon_musk25171 Do you give head

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@celticsvoice @celtics #CumBackMikeyFuckMeWithAParsnip

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@MassGovernor @UConnWBB @UConnMBB Hey Maura. Mind telling me why state officials are jacking off in state marked vehicles? Thanks.

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@OnlyInBOS FUCK!!!!!

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@callsign_ratrod @idog55 @NostalgiaFolder My grandchildren are all part of LGBQT and don’t talk to me anymore. They are all blue haired freak shows. So go ahead and send it to them. They’ll probably protest outside your house afterwards. One of them even chopped her tits off and is trying to grow a dick from her thigh.

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@callsign_ratrod @idog55 @NostalgiaFolder All that running and you still look like Shrek I’m sure

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@MassGovernor You’ve done the literal opposite

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@CityOfBoston Ugh!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

God damnit. @BostonGlobe won’t stop calling my house. ENOUGH!!!!

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@MassGovernor @maura_healey @Patriots Is the dog a lesbian

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@NobodymrRobert NEVER KNEW THAT! THANK YOU BOB

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@smalldwarfgirl NO!!

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

God damned squirrels back at the bird feeder. I swear they wait until I sit down. Gonna try some tinfoil. Heard it confuses the bastards.

[Jim Segar @JimSegar1]

@tedcruz Looks like your Butch wife, Ted! I’ve been told by many folks close to your family that you enjoy a good pegging! A big cribbage fan, eh? Nice, Ted! 🪃