Jim Shaffer

struggling to stay one step ahead of the communist robots

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

Read this little book in 2nd grade… very prescient now it seems…

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@DeTocqueville14 I thought I also was tired of winning. But it turns out I am just tired.

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@birdsoftoday Birds are amazing! Can’t wait to learn everything you have to offer! Best wishes on your newly huge account :)

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@EricLDaugh

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

I love this dude and I hope he never stops eating at Chinese buffets. Dude is so close to hitting that food poisoning goal. 😂 @MulletReview

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Always worthy of a repost.
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[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@beaverfarley @GenTXer2 Then you would have 2 Dana Carveys. He’s already in the picture 😂😂

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

I wasn’t expecting that! 🤣😂

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@The_FJC Yes! And after we force those asshats off the internet let’s inject them with poison shots against their will too! America! 🇺🇸

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@_jmcki @AGretz Ohhhh dilapidated! I know that one lol

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

The reason people hate flock cameras is that they know the government will not use them to lock up the insane depraved criminals who will stab you while you walk through Times Square but will instead mail you a ticket for speeding on an empty highway at 2AM.

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@grugcapital A little louder for those in the back

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@raesidol It’s a cool flannel I guess but that doesn’t mean you have to wear it everyday.

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@miles_commodore If your wife asks you what you want for dinner, only one of these is a suitable reply.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

“You must support unlimited data-center expansion or China will win!”

Win what?

The race to catalog every face, vehicle, transaction, movement, and political opinion?

If that’s the finish line, I’m perfectly comfortable losing.

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@iamisgo11 @IreKingdom 🤣🤣a lesson you learn the Hard Way!!!

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@iamisgo11 @IreKingdom You gotta chase the cigarettes with the kerosene for the full effect.

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@GovernorShapiro @Chobani 1.3 million dollars per job huh? Not bad I guess if you aren’t a fan of math…

[Jim Shaffer @JimShaf41777407]

@TheStingisBack Ow My Balls indeed.