Jared

32. Pittsburgh sports, sad music, and animals keep me from offing myself. I do Pharma research — scientifically by trade, recreationally when bored.

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@PeteBlackburn @chaotic_medusa_ “Connor, I’m going to need you to show me your snapchat history.”

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@katielatenight Okay.. but you’re on thin ice!

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@thetrueliz It’s 100% both. One is a product of the other, but it’s both.

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@tomwilsonglazer I hate tom Wilson the player, but can’t deny that tom Wilson the dude is pretty fuckin rad lol

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@HockeySnobElite @eternalposting @dhockey13 This reply thread is pure delusion talking lol. When you give a guy a nmc and he asks for a trade he holds all the cards. You can hold out if you want, but when it goes public after disastrous mismanaemt like this the locker room and culture is absolutely fucked until he’s gone.

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@HockeySnobElite @dhockey13 He has value, but not anywhere near 1, 2, or 4OA value lol.

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@celebrinie They did him dirty though so we get to hate them even more. Have faith in the hockey gods on that one.

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@PhoebeDelReyyy @penkindel RVA mention on penstwt?? Hell yeah.

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@JoshPowersShow @penkindel Yeah but most of us hopped off the bandwagon immediately when they moved flower lol

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@TheBrattPack63 Balancing out the hate ratio — I think you’re a normal lookin dude 👍🏻 lol

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@AGretz Absolute nightmare of a game for Nick

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@PlatinumKey13 THATS MY GOAT

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HENRY DAVIS. GRAND SLAM. BAT DROP. MUSTACHE. NO-DOUBTER.

107.7 MPH exit velocity, 396 feet, 80.8 MPH bat speed, HR in 30/30 ballparks

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@Laineytales In high school we extracted strawberry DNA using centrifuge tubes like this, my dad found it in a drawer years later and thought it was drugs. To be fair, it was a reasonable assumption, but in this case it was very benign lol

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@constans Seems like a good opportunity to bring this one back lol

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@bobgrove91 That’s how it works in my men’s league lol

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@OracledDecay Agreed 100%. I hear the frame rate complaints and I’m not saying those people are wrong, but it just doesn’t bother me. Bloodborne still holds up very well imo.

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@Visuljkoo @Kaiser_Lizard Wait did you not play nightreign??