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Western patriot. Don't have time for nonsense.

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@LeilaniDowding Well, it needs gravy, that rosemary needs removing and those Yorkshire puddings look suspiciously like frozen Aunt Bessie crap, but that's a solid Sunday!

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@laralogan And none of them will be pondering "I want to go to a nicer place. Why are other places nicer?"

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@pmclauth @TRobinsonNewEra @YisraelChaiAdam I’ve always thought Tommy should put all of his mad stories into one video. It would be absolutely hilarious. Police escort while in disguise, that juice retreat, taking the piss before Newsnight, etc.

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@VeitchAeternis They’ll change their minds when there’s an equal number of both.

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@BasilTheGreat Take precautions doesn’t mean pepper spray or anything that might help. It means do all your shopping online and keep your doors locked.

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@Alexarmstrong I doubt any male teacher would want to do it and if they did………

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@JohnCleese Why does it have to be greed? Were you greedy when you piled up the cash for the comedy you gave the world? I'm sure you'd say you were motivated by the art and fairly paid for your efforts. If you are talking about Elon, why is he any different to you?

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@gonzotrucker Shit on the floor and you'll be able to count them at the end of the day.

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@LibertyValkyrie I'm about to jump in too. Only want a single colour, don't care which. It'll be a tool to help me make bespoke resin moulds that eventually get machined off and jigs for a CNC, etc. Are you concerned about ventilation?

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@TRobinsonNewEra Someone should turn up to the next one as Count Binface.

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@SartorialThug Hope it doesn't take too long for you to stop calling everyone duck.

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@chrishlad Is this an original thought?

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@WendyRogersAZ @prayingmedic Does he tell you about every dream he has?

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@almostjingo Check out 'Poachies' on Amazon. Not saying you need them, but they changed the game for me.

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@juscassandra23 @rickygervais I did a week long installation with loads of builders last week. They were all running round shouting stuff like "Fack off you cant!" - in that London accent. I swear they were copying Puke.

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@RaheemKassam Is Rupert on?

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@TRobinsonNewEra To be fair though, he is a lefty automaton and does it shamelessly to everyone and everything, every day.

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@MorgothsReview @lotuseaters_com These are going to be as common as no smoking signs, which gives me an amusing idea…….

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@SartorialThug I don't remember any Gigantic Jugs of Joy. And I searched enough rail-side hedgerows as a kid to become reasonably informed on the matter.

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@catturd2 She's basically just said, "Trump operates on pure instinct and I can't make a decision either way".