Jim Vokes

Retired a bit early; no bosses, no staff, enjoying life and saying what i feel like on Twitter when i feel like it :-) part time dragon slayer

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Closing account time
Off to where the sky is blue
@merlinrocketman over there

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@giraffe_jack @Hepworthclare You are correct - my apologies

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@ShitMcShitface @Sandford_Police Oh

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@RupertLowe10 That’s the same for all of us with inheritance tax …. 20% of everything over 325k - an average semi - almost zero time to pay and interest charged

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@AIFuzzyKitten @Christo03770888 Head to toe - me neither 🤪

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@Sandford_Police Hello ?
Police ??
My neighbour is dyeing and I need help
His swans are purple 🤪

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@BotFinderUK So a quack convinced me that I’d feel better if I kicked myself in the conkers …
It didn’t work …….
Let’s try it again a bit harder 🤪

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@JimCity_ VI
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@LindaPe94835146 Frequ………..

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@GrahamGiles7 @emeicen If it feels even slightly wrong - it’s definitely wrong
If it feels right ….
It might be right

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Hands up everyone stupid enough to believe that international aid money is handed over in bundles of used bank notes - aid is sent in either international loans (paperless) or (often) used stockpiled military hardware

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@Nigel_Farage The squabbling over sovereignty has Been going on for years
With the almost unanimous pressure from Africa to “de colonise” the final straw came with the loss of support from Europe cos some 🔔 wanted to exit….. this deal is a reasonable attempt at saving face …….

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@emeicen 🤪 tweeting before coffee ……… anything could hap

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@emeicen I’ll spend no more than 15 sec

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@DhavalDsjaan This is a prickly question ………..
I might have to hedge my bets here 😎

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@emeicen @SalfordMe2023 Much as I despise this individual- I try to find the good in everyone / snd I have to say …..he is perfectly built for the pole vault 😎

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@sweetiegoat1776 @dom_lucre In fairness a bowl of dogfood would give him a close run 🤣