JMBO

an adventure 65 million years in the making // desperate times call for desperate housewives

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

The low man wins

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

@HickeyShamer but you are actually GOATed

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

I think even after everything. I will greet Bruno Mars as an old friend

[Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲 @komradekhris]

Y'all will literally never convince me of this "Skyfall sucks" psy-op please get serious

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

NIGHTFIREEEEEE

[Mr. Venom @BatFamNerd]

Greenlight a remastered collection of the following James Bond games

The World Is Not Enough
Agent Under Fire
Nightfire
Everything Or Nothing
Goldeneye Rogue Agent
From Russia With Love

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

I think they should have the doctor regenerate into a young/relatively unknown english/scottish/welsh/irish actor

[Time Tales @Tales_TimeLord]

I said it before and I say it again

2026. The 30th anniversary of The Movie. Have Ncuti regenerate into Paul McGann

The audience would explode

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

I always thought it was a tattoo and it got burned at the end

[bee @gracelcvr]

my favourite thing abt the nice guys is the implication that holland march either spends every morning meticulously writing the same depressing note on his hand, or he never washes his hands throughout the course of the whole movie

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

Well… FUCK

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Ludwig Kaiser (real name Marcel Barthel) was arrested today for battery in Orange County, FL.

(https://t.co/eXSRKXp0Wj)

[Reverend Andrew, Dudeist Priest 🇵🇸 @Anarcho_Dudeist]

Don't ask me about DS9 or Futurama. Not my fault my favorite shows name most of their episodes after recognizable literary or cultural references that make them easy to remember

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

Why is the line beginnings instead of just “the beginning of my wicked ways” that feels so clunky to hear

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

White people when you turn off their deepwoken wordle inflation porn

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

Next to a guy at the emergency room, the doctors and nurses are begging him to be honest about what happened. The story, which changes every sentence, is apparently he was riding the back of a car doing donuts and fell off, Jaw first.

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

This clip of the player presumably hitting the one button you have in the game and fucking up the rhythm part for their fun has actually been an anti-advertisement I cant stop laughing about it

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

If Mixtape was a movie I wouldn't have been able to have so much fun doing this.

[JMBO @Jim_Case659]

It will! There is no chance it won’t be! People forgot that game and think this one will be any different lmfao

[Jake! @vaughanilla_cos]

I’m so excited for the new Lego Batman, but there’s a small part of me that is terrified it’s gonna be another Skywalker Saga situation.

[Ⓜ️atty🇨🇦🇨🇴 @MattyD2423]

Life once you realize Luke’s arc in tlj is the best in star wars

[Captain James T. Kirk @CaptKirkJamesT]

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜 https:/

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

If you are still claiming that Luke "defaulted to murder" in The Last Jedi then you literally stopped watching the movie halfway through. You are basing your entire argument on Kylo Ren’s biased memory instead of what actually happened.

The movie uses the Rashomon effect which means we see the same event from three different perspectives. Kylo’s version shows a murderous assassin because that is how he felt in that moment. But the actual truth is that Luke had a momentary reflex of instinct that he immediately regretted. He never swung the saber. He never intended to kill Ben. He stopped himself because that is who Luke Skywalker is.

It is wild to me that people act like Luke was never impulsive before. This is the same guy who nearly hacked Vader to pieces in a blind rage on the Death Star. The difference is that in the temple he caught himself even faster. If you hate the movie because you believed the villain’s unreliable narrator version of the story then the joke is kind of on you. Focus on the actual text instead of the memes.

[𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕤 @EliasToufexis]

I’m glad to see so many defenders of The Last Jedi suddenly coming out of the woodwork.
I think that, outside of the Andor/Rogue One story, it’s the best Star Wars since Empire.

[katy @basicallydjo]

Remember when they made Star Wars good again then a bunch of whiny manbabies ruined it

[Gavin 🐑 @Gavin2Hell]

I can’t even describe the whiplash I felt coming out of the theater and thinking “holy shit that fucking rocked” then getting on YouTube the next day to see all the fat reddit virgins shitting and pissing their pants because it “ruined their childhood” or whatever

[gabe, allegedly @untiloasis]

i’ll never forget walking out of the theater going “wow that fixed EVERY problem i had with The Force Awakens i’m excited about star wars again” & then everyone lost their fucking minds