Definitely not Dallas

Definitely not an amature bird farmer, semi-professional mechanic, or death worshipper.
FavorAid aficianado.

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@HeloProcurement @NixAshes

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@CyborgPeds LOL

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

@AnalyticaCamil1 Ratio

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@Docquistador #dickshooters

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@Shr00msy

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@4nt1p4tt3rn

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@JoeTCasey @AKmountain_guy I have popsicle sticks and duct tape.

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@NixAshes True story.

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@WarPath2pt0 He did NOT get hit by a car.

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@GeorgiaMan45

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@BLThompson88 @moosebro45 I'm not, and I know ALLLLLL about that.

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@QueenOfRespawn Indeed.

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WELP

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@notPeachessab @fresheggistan @SCShipyards I worked with a lot of guys in that series.

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@currermell I am almost legally blind in my left eye, have been since birth. My brain doesn't like to combine signals from both eyes, therefore I tend to close the left one. 🤷‍♂️

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@HadeusHawkyns @NixAshes No, it's NOT violent speech, apparently.

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@badjin_rank @NixAshes It's looking like 14 days.

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@Spyk3O @KoltenV_ Here's a better one for you.

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One hairy yogurt, coming up!

[Joel @joelgaines]

Mrs. G- what do you need from the grocer?
Me: Yogurt. The greeker the better.

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@NASLACS @NixAshes

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@VBStrong_67 @NixAshes ALL I GAVE WAS ENCOURAGEMENT. 😭😭😭