Jimbo 🇺🇸

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@s0phistry Tupac Shakur

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Good news has befallen me?

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

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My girl is moving in with me and she keeps asking me if I own various kitchen appliances and utensils. Bitch i lived on a boat one year ago I barely own Pants

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@pastapilled This is a common meme online, but I really dont think it is true in reality

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Wait.. poop comes out of WHERE?!?

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@adaminthemorgan The mall is beautiful at sunrise, and only at sunrise. Less beautiful now without the reflecting pool, however

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@pastoralcomical Captain used to say this all the time when I worked on a ship

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@chudlethal Setting aside the fact that this AI map created the northeast twice, the population of north mexico would be equivalent to that of mexico, and the population of south canada would be much larger than canada’s. This would just make two USAs

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

things are going really well. but is it a trick?

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@MeidasTouch @mehdirhasan This is happening essentially nationwide. Does anyone have a reliable explanation for this?

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@bufordsharkley @ed_dems 💯

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@JoshuaBarzon Best place to live in america

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I wish I was a better person

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Lindsay clancy is the modern day OJ. Is that anything?

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@RickyRoswellGA @danedisonsiegel You need a better hobby, brother — this one is bad for the soul

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@RickyRoswellGA @danedisonsiegel Take a deep breath brother. This was a joke about backpacks. It’s too early in the day to be so angry

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Popping by my girlfriend’s place while she’s not home to take a giant shit and pet her cat #MyMorningRoutine