Jim Dillon

How many more years can I make fun of Aussies? Its likely infinite. Life wouldn't be the same without them. Elk now hate me. Moose love me. Can't win 'em all

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@OverDrive1050 Cujo with a lion on his mask?! C'mon O. Dog, man. Cujo's a dog ... 🦁

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@NHLhistorygirl @TeemuSel8nne I don't remember any of this. Didn't you blow your first cheque on milk & have #PhilHousley pick you up?

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@OilersNation @NHL @hallsy09 He doesn't look anything like you! #TradeWar P.S. Get your boaters license yet Gilligan? 😝

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@1003TheBear @radiomccord Within minutes of the explosion: What does the acronym NASA stand for? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@ice_cold_brusca Good day to go Mikey! It's month end - Find the "fucking scumbag" most reeking of desperation. He hasn't reached his quota #BendHimOver

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

The NHL could learn a thing or two from the NBA ~ Their GM's have balls. Hockey GM's are puckin pathetic. Make a fuckin trade! NOTE TO CHIA-PET: Please disregard the above. You don't know how to do it or what the purpose is #Oilers

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

My Neuro Doc likes to call my brain 'Brian'. Hey, I'm all for funny but Brian is a despicable douche ... So, if your name is Brian - I don't hate you - but Brian does #NothinPersonal #BrainInjuriesBlow

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@_heff_ As I've told you multiple times - my phone wont open messages w/ pics, etc. I'm sure the response was brilliant tho. I also need to apologize to the gay goat community. When I said "Fuck Heff" I wasn't being literal #LostInTranslation

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Word is Manitoba Hudderites sent @_heff_ to #MyJasper for having same-sex relations with a Mountain Goat. Rooting for Vegas, he thought what happens in a colon, stays in a colon - confusing colon & colony. He's really dumb. #StanleyCupGoat #MarcAndreFlowerPower

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@KariTakko @joebatista818 @realPOSULLIVAN Burn! Can't I have at least one day to grieve?!? #GoVegas

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@MikeyIsTank @sandyhook @cameron_kasky Yea, that crazy Cameron Kasky and his idiotic agenda. If a kid can't duck a bullet in school, they obviously weren't paying proper attention and deserved to die. Oh, one more thing #MikeyTank - You're a dumb, delusional dip-shit

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@_heff_ I dunno - I'll check on my way across the street - to let you know in person. It's foggy everyday but best May-Long weather in more than a decade ⛅

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@CBCFletch I have a Brandon Boy in #MyJasper who's gonna cheer for Vegas. Send up a News crew ... This bastard needs to be exposed and have his Manitoba citizenry revoked @_heff_ 😒😠😒

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

If the Argos kick a field goal then the Leafs are all tied up. Toronto sucks no matter what sport metaphor you're referring to

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@cjoseph23 So sorry for your loss Chris. Very conflicted. I've steered to the conclusion Jaxon would have wanted the puck to drop. May your son rest in peace. Again, I am so sorry. Nothing like this should ever happen to a parent. #HumboldtTough

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

@jennjorgensen Psst ... I'm gonna try to get there later today. If I leave now, it broadens my chances. I don't eat meat anymore, except for cow, pig, poultry & Aussies. If you need me to grab any of the above for dinner, please let me know ... The boy will do the cooking.

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

If you've managed to get over the Humboldt bus crash, please let me know how. I am fucked

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

It is so nice the @edmontonoilers have a plan. I too have a plan. Pee left of the toilet & eat ice cream with my feet

[Jim Dillon @JiminJasper]

To my surviving #HumboldtBrothers ... It's time for a laugh. Flipping the remote, I came upon the movie 'Airplane'. It's moronic but funny as fuck! You can't help but giggle #Heal