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Crusader for Uninhibited Technological Progress.

Humanist Transhumanist. Game Dev at noneofyourbusiness.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@GamingAndPandas Playing Rogue Trader as a pure charisma character. The writing is amazing. I chirped a drukhari commander so bad he lost his composure, took three blind shots at me personally, missed them all, and ran away crying.
It triggered an achievement.
10/10 game.

[Khan_FurSainty @fursainty]

@GamingAndPandas It's going to be Mister Bone's Wild Ride but as soon as the credits start rolling, all of the exits are going to be locked and the movie will start over again.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@AFlamingTaco @mikesulsenti Every time with these euros.

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

dating apps are destroying our societies but obviously we can't abandon the internet entirely. obvious solution is we restrict internet access to married people. id miss you guys but i doubt youd miss me as youd be neck deep in

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@diesoneveryhill @Nyct0phil3_x My wife bounced back from the surgery in no time.
She actually had a harder time with the induction method they tried first. They tried a foley balloon induction first, and she said it was like she got kicked in the cervix for like a week. Most painful part of the birth.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@dharmapunk5 @TaraBull My hungry ass couldn't parse these as legs for a minute. Was tryin to think why someone was offering this woman two wrinkly breadrolls.
I should make breakfast.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@johndrewmarkley Shit, guy. I'm sorry. That sucks.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@TheUnaButters @SketchesbyBoze When I was a little dude I watched Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) and The King and I (1956) so many times I had them memorized. And my parents "lost" them because they couldn't stand to see them one more time.
I showed my 3yo Bedknobs and Broomsticks last week. He loved it.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@GunGnome Have an Uncle that was a 'troubleshooter' for the Choice back in the 80s. Is now a fugitive living somewhere in the southern US. They're hardcore enough that said uncle's existence has blocked anyone in my family from ever getting into law enforcement. (Good)

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@Braxaluss @dyingscribe Don't even have to dip into the autism sims for this one. My wife's an engineer and an executive. She's not stupid, and is what most would call "male-brained".
I still watched her struggle with Portal 2 for a soul-crushing amount of time.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@ChinuaOfficial @nekaishi Nobody did, btw. The gun "buyback" has had a 93% noncompliance rate. They're basically all out there, still. Just sayin.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@TheUnaButters @Hippogriffter Especially stupid since the only time it ever comes up is during bitchy catfighting between countries that have been each others closest allies and trading partners for literal centuries.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@_Ashford__ @shoe0nhead @NikTek Saw one dude in the comments saying how "having kids is hell" and he wouldn't do it again, cutting contact with his now adult children was the best decision he ever made...
I'm a father and my heart broke for those kids. What is wrong with some people?

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@AviSipsTea @Nyct0phil3_x The terminally upset will never understand the freedom that good sex provides.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@IncidentNoodle @turtlekiosk Thanks. I liked this.
Based on the art style, I didn't think I was gonna. But I really did.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@normalgirl0000 @gothicviolents For real. I don't insult people often, but I'm pretty creative. Somebody let me verbally abuse them for money so I can buy a new fuckin PC.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@GMShivers @RedVman I appreciate the encouragement, and I'd love to take your reply to heart, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I think the creative juice has dried into a sticky residue, and there's not much it's good for outside of crafting tabletop campaigns for me to DM for my friends.

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@GMShivers @RedVman Honestly, I don't think I've really done any creative writing since then. I'm in my 40s, I probably never will. I'd largely forgotten about this whole shitshow until your post. I wonder what I would have written? Would I be a writer now?

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@GMShivers @RedVman Fuuuuuck. I used to write all the time as a kid. Nothing truly impressive, but I enjoyed it.
Grade 9, my English teacher tried to have me expelled, repeatedly, for plaigarism. Until it was brought before the admin and I had to write a short essay under observation.
...

[Mounteban/k/ @Jimityjam]

@darahagan @davemcelfatric I was wondering too, so here ya go: