Jimment Hablamonkapp

I'm a human bean

[Jimment Hablamonkapp @JimmentH]

@ProofreadJulia People use this term so they don't get content taken down by Youtube/Facebook/TikTok content policies.

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@themattbank What's the problem with it being faster. You should feel urgency if someone is waiting behind you as you aren't the only one there. I have other things to do sometimes than to watch you waggle your clubs 20 times and then hosel rocket it into the apartments next door.

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@VirginiePerez15 post the rest of her sentence, she's clearly asking the other dude, "as a black man, would you care to share that journey" you fucking idiots

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@EricLDaugh You could like...go read the CHIPs act if you want and see if its true.

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@farman4x 12

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@RogerSteeleJr Keep the case for the range finder in the cup holder. While it's not perfect, it will remind you to look for the range finder when you are packing your stuff up.

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@EricLDaugh "Panic" is doing a lot of work here.

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@Zona_G1 If it is longer than 10 seconds, even if it starts moving again and falls into the cup, a 1 stroke penalty is applied. Its super easy to understand when you realize the one stroke penalty is for the stroke that the player would have to take to finish the hole had it not fallen in

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@essenviews Also, Carney swapped chairs so they wouldn't have to hear Trump fucking complain about it all day

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@TerryMoran I wouldn't call what he did "running" away

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@TheMorningSpew2 Just shoot them in the head in the street then. No need for a trial, some of them suck.

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@iluminatibot Name all the athletes that died.

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@SarahisCensored Or you could just put on some more clothes and an extra blanket or two. Don't pretend that an ice storm and no power is the end of the world.

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Hey @HEB when is a tabletop grill not a tabletop grill? When it's Hill Country Fare apparently!

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@AlanMCole He was elected in 2024. He was inaugurated in 2025. Therefore, 25%, not more than half.

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@cwebbonline They also had to reconfigure the plane for landing where they didn't expect, run checklists to see if they could clear the issue, and make sure they can come in safe. That takes awhile and as long as there isn't immediate danger to the plane or the passengers, they'd do that

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@JonnyRoot_ Or you could care about something that really fucking matters

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@johnkonrad This is all fucking AI slop though.

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@EricLDaugh Now trump

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@NotJohnFante I wouldn't bury a man in Kansas if'n Kansas was the only state left on Earth.