Bernard the Uber driver

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

@porksburner Looks like a sick place, by chance is it the hitching post?

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

People who have worked in the restaurant industry act like they did 2 tours in Vietnam. It ain’t that deep, wrap it up big dog and go get me another beer.

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

I meant not enough urinals

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

The cowboy jacks business model is bad service, overpriced drinks, and enough urinals.

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Target center I am inside you

[Wes @6ManYT]

Hes literally the Michael Jordan of putting that shit on. Everyone should listen to what he says

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Why is it that my tik tok algorithm is so amazing when I’m drunk, it’s like it only decides to give me bangers once I’m under the influence

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

I don’t care much for the French, but boy do they make a good salad dressing.

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Give him a flat tire on Monday morning.

[Carter, Ball PhD @timberwolvesf14]

This is one of the greatest single game shot making reels I’ve ever seen

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Good for Sam darnold… sincerely a Vikings fan

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Sorry uber I’m not tipping your drivers, I already paid for my ride. Swag bitch

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Why do bartenders and bouncers want to kick you out after you puke. If I puke and rally you should respect me for it, not punish me. Sorry ass establishments

[Dan WHENESOTA @WHENESOTA]

Sources tell me TC Bear was there as well but disappeared when the check arrived.

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

Jerry jones is a pawn of big AI

[qk @courtsideqk]

LeBron a grandpa before an Embiid conference finals

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

I never put my shit on airplane mode

[Bernard the Uber driver @Jimmerwall]

I can’t take it anymore!

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

It makes me sick thinking that we might be wasting Will Reichards prime.