Jimmy Branch

Horses for courses.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

At a train station and just been told that I look like @Tim_Burgess 😬

Can’t really argue so I just nodded

[Gareth @Gareth_Hale_84]

@mrjamesob He's leading the world against Ukraine by desperately seeking trade ties with India, who haven't condemned or stopped dealing with Putin's Russia.

Operation save big dog in full swing.

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway I thought peacock was on sky. I thought it was just a channel.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Oh my fucking god.

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway Define new. For me that means post 2000.

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway @TKMaxx_UK If you find one please let me know.

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

‘Bloods’ with @samsonkayo on @skytv is an absolute delight. Very, very funny and quietly moving. Hugely recommended.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Regardless of the rights and wrongs of yesterday, or any political allegiance, it’s probably time that proven lying should be allowed to be called out in parliament, no?

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

I do so love ‘The Repair Shop’ but it’s perpetually heart-breaking. The logical end point is that someone will one day arrive with a dead relative whom the team must try to restore to life. Like Peter Cushing in ‘Asylum’.

[Kat 🐍 @Kat_Yesari]

@Markgatiss

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

Smirking piece of shit.

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway Some people have got the hang of that. I never have. Day drinking is fun. However I’ve learned that it leads to evening and night drinking which then stops being quite as much “fun”.

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

I am a man of love not hate, optimism not melancholy. But I hate them. What they've done, and what they're doing. Their glory in division. Their smirking lies and their wholesale theft. Their faux patriotism and their utter disdain for the lives - and the deaths - of our people.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

If you boo @England players for taking the knee, you’re part of the reason why players are taking the knee.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

No sweeter sight for old guys like me. Brand new packs of Omeprazole.

[Albert Adomah @uncs37]

Watch it unmuted 📢😉

#uncs37 #AA37 #qprfc

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

Oh my god.

You gotta watch the video. https://t.co/HBl9AuRktt

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway Wait until you hit 30. Every five years it gets worse.

[Jimmy Branch @JimmyBranch2]

@RoisinMcConway Once you’ve worked out a system to ensure this happens please ensure you inform me what it is.

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

Was thinking bout a meeting I had in LA where an exec spent 30 minutes talking about how uptight & easily offended Brits are & I joked that it's weird how we're fine with the word 'cunt' tho and they went really quiet and said they don't like that word and then the meeting ended.