Techno Mechanicus

Hates book club. Doesn't understand big words. Backup PG Washington Generals.

[Techno Mechanicus @JimmyFromEP]

@stoolpresidente Your inability to understand any sport would be cute if you weren’t such a stupid fuck.

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@MarioNawfal Are your parents brother & sister, or are you a product of first cousins fucking?

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@SecKennedy Wow, swim in garbage guy, just wow.

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@LauraLoomer What does your plastic surgeon do for a living?

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@stoolpresidente Stick to shitty pizza reviews & pretending to be from Boston.

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@Chicago345033 @Chicago_NFL I don’t think that Ferris wheel is going to work so good.

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@JeffBezos Figured it out Jeff: billionaire rocket programs are shit.

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@JerryLynnNoble2 @BestFansStLouis @Cardinals What about soft nosed baseball?

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Hey pot, this is what the 2 men who have most recently been inside you look like.

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@tedcruz Your wife’s pussy, you should’ve dusted that thing off for him.

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@nicksortor DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHERE THE DOW IS?!?!?!

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@stoolpresidente Go inside or get some sunscreen, gossipy bitch.

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@ElizabethLaud12 Everyone deserves a best friend. Good luck on your quest!

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@jacobinfante24

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@jacobinfante24 You are having a stroke, please seek medical assistance

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@elonmusk You are truly a cunt Elon. You could spend a small percentage of your wealth to end worldwide hunger, but you refuse to.

You have so much wealth that you could solve almost all of what damages civilization, but you refuse.

I want hell to exist only because of your selfishness

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@chicagosky Please relocate so we can get a serious team in Chicago.

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@liaairy @publicdares_ Be careful! If you get stuck in there a stepbrother might show up and bang you whilst you’re trapped!

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@HarmeetKDhillon

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