Andrew

I'm a little bit shy. A bit strange and a little bit manic.

[Us_militryPower @Trumpspoof__]

Breaking 🚨;

☠️ A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is officially complete and the Strait of Hormuz is now open.

[Andrew @JimmyJamessss2]

@RawCombatTV Not gonna lie the girlfriend pissed me THE FUCK OFF. Get out the way bitch you distracting your man from
Whooping ass!

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

Every bear market rally tops at the daily 200.

2014 - rejected.
2018 - rejected.
2021 - rejected.
2026 - rejected.

It's repeating.

What made you think this time was different?

[DK @DK3OffTheT]

@elonmusk Funniest thing these darn conspiracy theorists say

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Don’t forget who you are white boy

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

You'll never see this side of him portrayed on traditional media.

This is why X is so important.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED TO PASS THE CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILL SOON.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL - true.

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again.

Are you taking the offer?

[Based_Blondie @Based_BLONDIE]

@WhiteHouse

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 @MrWhiteGroyper]

@WhiteHouse Then start deporting these fucking illegals so we don’t have to sit through a shitty Bad Bunny performance.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

[Supernal @supernalmystic]

@WatcherGuru Not sure how they'll do this but it could cause a market dump of houses thus lowering prices on existing homes.
very good thing!

[WPL @WomenPostingLs]

@WatcherGuru Thank you Mr. President. Anyone opposing this needs to be locked up and/or deported, IMMEDIATELY.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to ban large institutional investors from buying single-family homes.

"The American Dream is increasingly out of reach for far too many people."