Jimmy k

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Savage of the century. 😂😂

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men who are single, educated, and wealthy drink the most of any people group.

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

Where does one find a good girl who loves Jesus and Elvis. I'd even settle for that likes horses or America to #freefallin

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

True.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

THIS!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Taking a shower can help boost your motivation and creativity.

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

Phone interviews for a new job make me feel like I'm cheating on my current company. Sorry not sorry: thinking about money doesnt pay bills

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

The owner of my company told me If I want I can take hour long lunches to go running and use the company shower. Challenge accepted 😎

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

If you don't like dogs I don't like you. Simple as that

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

I'll never understand how people can wear jeans without a belt

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

I change one thing on my usual order from Chicken Delight. 5 mins later they call me to make sure they got the order right. #iEatHereToMuch

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

@BurgerKing in what world is an unsweetned iced tea a legitimate subsititute for regular iced tea???

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

I'll never get why people in the bathroom at work talk to me when they are peeing. I hear you struggling and it is awk for the both of us.

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

Im convinced that my phone randomly vibrates throughout the day just to fuck with me

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

So far today I showered with my Fitbit on and broke a vacuum. Happy Sunday everyone

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

"The only way to attract a rare bird is to be a rare bird"

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

The fact that Deneros isn't 24/7 really erks me

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

This Fight Between A Drunk Chick And Chicago Uber Driver Made Me Lose Faith In Humanity: https://t.co/lIvqcaZL24

[Jimmy k @JimmyKostka]

I'll never understand why this 26 year old dude at my job bakes cookies for the office multiple times a week. No one like a try-hard