Jimmy Curtis

Foster Dad. Writer. Criminally Seductive Lord of Thunder. He/Him.

Once used an entire stick of chapstick without it going through the laundry.

[Jimmy Curtis @JimmyMCurtis]

Cover by the amazing @viv_tanner. Interiors by the phenomenal @beverlylove. Writing by the average Jimmy Curtis. Coming Soon...Last Day!!

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One time a dude about 10 years older than me said that my generation (I was 16 when Woodstock 99 happened) and younger could never have one because we're too sensitive for free love and such.

I replied, "We can't because your generation got one and burned everything down."

[Radical Eyes @RadicalEyesUK]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE LIMP BIZKIT WOODSTOCK THEORY?

Limp Bizkit performed “Break Stuff” at Woodstock 1999 and the young White male crowd erupted into riots, fires, and chaos.

The elites saw firsthand the dangerous mobilizing power of angry nu-metal music on White men. They didn’t like the possibilities that the White man could rise up full of anger. They had to stop us before we realised ourselves what we could actually do together.

They responded by pulling back support for those bands. In the 2000s the music industry shifted heavily toward promoting rappers and hip-hop.

The goal was clear, stop White male anger and prevent it from rising up against the system. Rock was deliberately sidelined. This was cultural control.

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Dear @nyknicks fans,

I will violate my sacred love of the Celtics and join your Fandom (until next season) if you do the right thing and mercilessly boo the man-baby to the degree that he leaves before the first substitutions. #NbaFinals #Knicks #TheFinals #NBA #KnicksSpurs

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@SeanRossSapp Fenway Park.

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@irisembury @hecubian_devil I agree with you, however, but convincing transphobes to adhere to common sense, reason, rationality, and empathy...its just not possible.

Their feelings don't care about facts.

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@MegaRan Dude, now you get to cut a fire track for their AEW theme. #PowerOfPositivity

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@BriannaWu @AlexKepfer Having gone through the process of fostering and ultimately adopting two children through foster care recently, I can assure you that the public policy and focus is firmly on the side of keeping families together.

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@ythehorses23 @GrahamAllen If that's how you saw it, you need to schedule an eye appointment.

And then after that talk to a real Christian. And a therapist.

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@SportsRollo How many times a day do your parents openly lament that they didn't have easy access to an abortion?

I'd set the over/under at 15.

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@johnkonrad @SeizeToExist So then you know you're full of shit and still decided to spread it?

Wow. I bet your family tree looks more like braided wire than, you know, a tree.

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@BeckyErhar55450 @MissBeck12 @RepMarkPocan You wonder why?

No worries, I can resolve that.

Flying isn't a right. Voting is.

The government creating a financial burden, such as getting a Real ID or Passport, in order to vote is called a "Poll Tax", which is explicitly forbidden by The Constitution.

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@martian_lizard @FR0TTAGEC0RE That would be a terrible name for a band.

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@Bubblebathgirl He's not gonna fuck you, champ.

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@SplatTeamMom @TalkThatTalk_K @CalltoActivism Your defense is that he's playing a game that doesn't exist...by himself?

And that's somehow a good thing?

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You start off right.

Disney villains face real consequences and often realize the errors of their ways.

Then you lose track.

They're not patriots.

Fragile, weak, little bitches who need guns, masks, and backing from spineless fucks like you to pretend they're strong.

[Markwayne Mullin @SenMullin]

ICE agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigration and customs enforcement officers are red-blooded American patriots doing a tough job to keep our nation safe. Assaults against ICE are up 1,300%. I stand with @DHSgov.

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If I was a Patriots player, I'd be getting fines, yes, more than one, for things I'd be saying to the refs after that missed DPI call, especially after the bogus OPI call in the 3rd. #SNFonNBC

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@LeeFazzani @EricLDaugh My toddler has more emotional maturity than you and Trump. Seek help.

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@QuantiusPilate @GavinNewsom @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune Oh come on. We all know he only squats when he pees.

Speaker Mike Johnson poops standing up. Right in his pants. He calls them "Oopsies" and has interns clean him up after.

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@NylaRoseBeast Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction.

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@bowserpower4all @davemeltzerWON You have statistics on that or is this just a "Trust me, bro" you heard on Fox News?

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@bowserpower4all @darkst @davemeltzerWON In what scenario does an armed minority stand a chance against a military with ballistic missiles than can be launched from 100 miles away?

Do you see how you're digging for ways to justify your hero fantasies at the cost of people's lives?